how to french kiss?

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Baked
Have you watched pr0n yet?

Strangely, there seems to be a rather conspicuous absence of kissing in most American pornographic videos.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Give her the shocker when you're about to go in


///can't believe I'm wasting my Lifer post on this

 

[Hepafleb]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Baked
Have you watched pr0n yet?

Strangely, there seems to be a rather conspicuous absence of kissing in most American pornographic videos.

Kissing implies that you actually have feelings for that person, i doubt anyone watching porn is thinking about feelings.

 

[yoda291]

my suggestion:

just as you lean in, hit her with a stungun. When she comes to, convince her that you really are just THAT good.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Is the OP the same guy who posted this same question on OffTopic.com?

 

[PHiuR]

when she sticks her tongue in your mouth BITE DOWN REAL HARD.

 

[Eeezee]

Put your tongue down her throat you stupid bastard!

Let her have some tongue time too. No one likes to be pushed around.

If she seems displeased, put it in her butt to shut her up.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Here ya go!

Nothing like a good visual aid.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Originally posted by: Nik
You're going to suck your first time. Accept it. You're going to be absolutely horrible.

The only way to learn is to do it.

Good job about running to the internet, though. There's nothing sexier to a woman than a guy who asks a computer forum how to kiss.

i was told i was good the first time =P

just follow her lead.. thats what i did

 

[WildHorse]

"But I want to tell you one thing, and it's for sure
You treat your woman like you treat yourself
Ev'rything is gonna be alright
Yeah it's gonna be alright now."

 

[Conky]

Why do I keep thinking of the OP french kissing his fleshlight? :laugh:

 

[shoRunner]

WOW....then later posted 3 hours later by TheOneAndOnlyNavy, "where to buy condoms"

 

[Aquaman]

Google is your friend

Cheers,
Aquaman

French Kissing tips

This is a guide to basic kissing, i.e. you learn the basics and get the basics right, then experiment and try different styles and more advanced techniques.

The basics

1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck

2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.

3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.

4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses.

5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.

6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.

7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips.

8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.

9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.

10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.

11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.

12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite.

13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.

14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.

15. Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her hair. Again, don't cause pain.

16. Continue kissing.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99

Originally posted by: Nik
You're going to suck your first time. Accept it. You're going to be absolutely horrible.

The only way to learn is to do it.

Good job about running to the internet, though. There's nothing sexier to a woman than a guy who asks a computer forum how to kiss.

i was told i was good the first time =P

just follow her lead.. thats what i did

Then you both didn't have a clue what you're doing

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

You could always start by going "I'm going to do something... stick out your tongue."

 

[SagaLore]

Pretend you're licking the icecream on an icecream cone.

Only, the icecream is in her mouth.

 

[Amused]

French kissing is easy.

Just open your mouth allowing it to surrender to invading foreign tongues... preferably German.

 

[rudder]

Time to leave ATOT... I have seen it all. a dweeb trying to learn to kiss on a message board.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Quasmo
I have a little trick called reciprical breathing, where she relaxes her throat and I breath in through her nose, through her mouth. She can do it to you too.

WTF? You breathe through HER nose???

yeah, I inhale through her mouth, air comes in her nose out her mouth and into mine

I do that too occasionally, and I like to engulf her whole lower face with my mouth too, that's another thing I do

 

[Aharami]

is this a parody thread?

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: lrad50

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Give her the shocker when you're about to go in


///can't believe I'm wasting my Lifer post on this

HAHAHAHAHAHA

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA first ever lifer post dedicated to sticking fingers in a girl's butthole

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
1. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck

13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LanceM]

I don't know if it's been mentioned already, but don't forget to lick her adam's apple.

 

[Lola]

ok... lemme see if i can help:
look her in the eyes, then close your eyes. lean in slowly as she does the same thing.
Make sure your lips start somewhat loose and a bit open and then press your lips to hers, mouth still open just the smallest bit.
then kiss her. repeat it, this time, slowly bring your tounge to hers letting your breathing become syncrinized.

Don't swirl your tounge around like your looking for something, don't push to hard or use too much saliva either.

Take your time, enjoy the moment, the way her breath tastes the way her lips feel...

Do not be afraid to stop kissing for a few seconds to take a breather and look at her again, maybe touch her hair lightly or brush your hand over her cheek.

Go with the flow and make sure to have just popped an altoid or mint before.

Good luck kid.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
ok... lemme see if i can help:
look her in the eyes, then close your eyes. lean in slowly as she does the same thing.
Make sure your lips start somewhat loose and a bit open and then press your lips to hers, mouth still open just the smallest bit.
then kiss her. repeat it, this time, slowly bring your tounge to hers letting your breathing become syncrinized.

Don't swirl your tounge around like your looking for something, don't push to hard or use too much saliva either.

Take your time, enjoy the moment, the way her breath tastes the way her lips feel...

Do not be afraid to stop kissing for a few seconds to take a breather and look at her again, maybe touch her hair lightly or brush your hand over her cheek.

Go with the flow and make sure to have just popped an altoid or mint before.

Good luck kid.

Also......... if your braces lock.......... you've gone too far

Cheers,
Aquaman