How to get a girl to kiss me

[thirtythree]

So I was seeing this girl for about a month a few months ago. One of the first times we hung out, I asked if her ex or I am a better kisser. She refused to answer (which I'd imagine is a yes), said you don't ask things like that, and asked if my ex or she is a better kisser. Perhaps to show her that it wasn't a big deal to answer the question, I said that my ex may have been a little better. Poor judgment on my part, yes, but the problem is, after that she'd often turn away when I tried to kiss her, and I'd only get a peck or two in. Anyway, we've been hanging out/dating again as of late, and things are going well, but she still turns away or purses her lips when I try to kiss her. I've apologized many times and told her my ex isn't really a better kisser (because as far as I can remember, she wasn't?I pretty much think of cold wet tongue when I think of kissing my ex; also, I enjoyed kissing the girl in question more once I got used to the way she kisses...)

Anyway, what's a boy to do? Hmm, I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this.

 

[JLGatsby]

How old are you?

And are you really in a wheelchair?

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
How old are you?

Why I'm 19. How old are you?

 

[EngenZerO]

use breath mints ftw!!!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
So I was seeing this girl for about a month a few months ago. One of the first times we hung out, I asked if her ex or I am a better kisser. She refused to answer (which I'd imagine is a yes), said you don't ask things like that, and asked if my ex or she is a better kisser. Perhaps to show her that it wasn't a big deal to answer the question, I said that my ex may have been a little better. Poor judgment on my part, yes, but the problem is, after that she'd often turn away when I tried to kiss her, and I'd only get a peck or two in. Anyway, we've been hanging out/dating again as of late, and things are going well, but she still turns away or purses her lips when I try to kiss her. I've apologized many times and told her my ex isn't really a better kisser (because as far as I can remember, she wasn't?I pretty much think of cold wet tongue when I think of kissing my ex; also, I enjoyed kissing the girl in question more once I got used to the way she kisses...)

Anyway, what's a boy to do? Hmm, I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this.

Idiot.

- M4H

 

[mugs]

That was a really, really, really dumb thing to say. Did you call her fat and kick dirt in her face too?

 

[Vegitto]

You, my good sir, are an idiot. Never, ever, EVER compare your current SO to your ex-SO. Never even mention your ex if you want to live.

Good job, mate, now she'll kill you in your sleep.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
How old are you?

Why I'm 19. How old are you?

That explains it.

Don't worry, you will eventually learn about women.

 

[Vegitto]

You, my good sir, are an idiot. Never, ever, EVER compare your current SO to your ex-SO. Never even mention your ex if you want to live.

Good job, mate, now she'll kill you in your sleep.

 

[Rage187]

Perhaps to show her that it wasn't a big deal to answer the question, I said that my ex may have been a little better.

you already damaged the goods numb nuts.

Clean the slate and start over with another chick, but next time just remember that whatever it is, the new girl does better.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

you fvcked up, you DONT ask questions like that.

 

[d3vil]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
How old are you?

And are you really in a wheelchair?

I just got a kick out of that wheelchair question.

Am I really the devil?

 

[Malak]

Seriously, you sound like you are too young to have a girlfriend.

The truth is, you NEVER bring up the ex. EVER. You just aren't able to handle things like that with tact, trust me. If she brings up the ex often, RUN. It'll never work.

 

[SVT Cobra]

bad breathe is your problem...lol jk

if she doesn't feel comfertable kssing you.....STOP TRYING AND PSHING IT YOU DATING N00B!!! obviously ur a n00b in the first place for even asking that question but what you are tying now s worse

hang out with her...have a good time...then in a while take her on a really intimate date and the kiss will come...trust me

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
How old are you?

And are you really in a wheelchair?

No, I'm not in a wheelcheer.

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
use breath mints ftw!!!

I chew gum, but I'm pretty sure that's not the problem.

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: thirtythree
So I was seeing this girl for about a month a few months ago. One of the first times we hung out, I asked if her ex or I am a better kisser. She refused to answer (which I'd imagine is a yes), said you don't ask things like that, and asked if my ex or she is a better kisser. Perhaps to show her that it wasn't a big deal to answer the question, I said that my ex may have been a little better. Poor judgment on my part, yes, but the problem is, after that she'd often turn away when I tried to kiss her, and I'd only get a peck or two in. Anyway, we've been hanging out/dating again as of late, and things are going well, but she still turns away or purses her lips when I try to kiss her. I've apologized many times and told her my ex isn't really a better kisser (because as far as I can remember, she wasn't?I pretty much think of cold wet tongue when I think of kissing my ex; also, I enjoyed kissing the girl in question more once I got used to the way she kisses...)

Anyway, what's a boy to do? Hmm, I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this.

Idiot.

- M4H

We've established that. The question isn't whether it was a dumb thing to do, the question is what I can do now.

 

[jfall]

chloroform ftw

 

[JLGatsby]

Then why do you use the wheelchair icon?

Why do people do this? I see people with "black person" icons, and they're white. I see some with "woman" icons, and who are men. WTF? This drives me insane.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
bad breathe is your problem...lol jk

if she doesn't feel comfertable kssing you.....STOP TRYING AND PSHING IT YOU DATING N00B!!! obviously ur a n00b in the first place for even asking that question but what you are tying now s worse

hang out with her...have a good time...then in a while take her on a really intimate date and the kiss will come...trust me

She feels comfortable kissing me. I've even asked her about it, and she brings what I said up every time.

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
So I was seeing this girl for about a month a few months ago. One of the first times we hung out, I asked if her ex or I am a better kisser. She refused to answer (which I'd imagine is a yes), said you don't ask things like that, and asked if my ex or she is a better kisser. Perhaps to show her that it wasn't a big deal to answer the question, I said that my ex may have been a little better. Poor judgment on my part, yes, but the problem is, after that she'd often turn away when I tried to kiss her, and I'd only get a peck or two in. Anyway, we've been hanging out/dating again as of late, and things are going well, but she still turns away or purses her lips when I try to kiss her. I've apologized many times and told her my ex isn't really a better kisser (because as far as I can remember, she wasn't?I pretty much think of cold wet tongue when I think of kissing my ex; also, I enjoyed kissing the girl in question more once I got used to the way she kisses...)

Anyway, what's a boy to do? Hmm, I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy your dumbass award.

 

[slightlyhuman]

ha. ha.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Then why do you use the wheelchair icon?

Why do people do this? I see people with "black person" icons, and they're white. I see some with "woman" icons, and who are men. WTF? This drives me insane.

I chose this one 'cause it didn't seem like many people would use it.

 

[mugs]

She didn't stop kissing you because you said your ex was a better kisser, she stopped kissing you because your question made her realize how inadequate you are compared to HER ex.

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Then why do you use the wheelchair icon?

Why do people do this? I see people with "black person" icons, and they're white. I see some with "woman" icons, and who are men. WTF? This drives me insane.

So, by the same token, are you a materialistic person whos life revolves around the dollar?

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: thirtythree
So I was seeing this girl for about a month a few months ago. One of the first times we hung out, I asked if her ex or I am a better kisser. She refused to answer (which I'd imagine is a yes), said you don't ask things like that, and asked if my ex or she is a better kisser. Perhaps to show her that it wasn't a big deal to answer the question, I said that my ex may have been a little better. Poor judgment on my part, yes, but the problem is, after that she'd often turn away when I tried to kiss her, and I'd only get a peck or two in. Anyway, we've been hanging out/dating again as of late, and things are going well, but she still turns away or purses her lips when I try to kiss her. I've apologized many times and told her my ex isn't really a better kisser (because as far as I can remember, she wasn't?I pretty much think of cold wet tongue when I think of kissing my ex; also, I enjoyed kissing the girl in question more once I got used to the way she kisses...)

Anyway, what's a boy to do? Hmm, I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this.

Idiot.

- M4H

Seriously. :thumbsup:

 

[Malak]

Sounds like you are screwed dooder. And you know what? You can't get a girl to do anything, she makes up her own mind. Pushing it makes it worse, so don't.