How to get a girl to kiss me

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: thirtythree
She's 18 and pretty effed up from a past relationship from what I hear. Not a good combination.

Dump her.

Naw. I like her pretty well. It's not her fault her boyfriend was abusive.

Ok. Since peope think I'm trolling, I'll make the post to solve this thread.

Just tell her how much you really like her. Somehow get through to her to "renew" your connection with her. If she is still doing it, you're not getting through to her. Something to open her eyes. Something she won't forget.

Why thanks. You've saved us all.

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Ryan
So, by the same token, are you a materialistic person whos life revolves around the dollar?

Yes, and more than you'd ever believe. Ask anyone who knows me.

well, i'm not a big barrel of toxic material, nor do i work with toxic materials. its just an avatar.

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: mugs
That was a really, really, really dumb thing to say. Did you call her fat and kick dirt in her face too?

ROFL my WAFFLE...

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
Why thanks. You've saved us all.

*puts arms in air*

Thank you, thank you, you're so kind.

I'm worshipped as a god by third world people.

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
You, my good sir, are an idiot. Never, ever, EVER compare your current SO to your ex-SO. Never even mention your ex if you want to live.

Good job, mate, now she'll kill you in your sleep.

Probably more like castrate...murder is bad, but she can REALLY hurt ya if you can't have kids...of course, from the OPs intelligence level, I would say that him not being able to reproduce wouldn't be a bad thing...

 

[Taggart]

Topic Title: How to get a girl to kiss me

tell her that you make a lot of $

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean

Originally posted by: Vegitto
You, my good sir, are an idiot. Never, ever, EVER compare your current SO to your ex-SO. Never even mention your ex if you want to live.

Good job, mate, now she'll kill you in your sleep.

Probably more like castrate...murder is bad, but she can REALLY hurt ya if you can't have kids...of course, from the OPs intelligence level, I would say that him not being able to reproduce wouldn't be a bad thing...

Don't murder the kid for one slip of the tongue.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean

Originally posted by: Vegitto
You, my good sir, are an idiot. Never, ever, EVER compare your current SO to your ex-SO. Never even mention your ex if you want to live.

Good job, mate, now she'll kill you in your sleep.

Probably more like castrate...murder is bad, but she can REALLY hurt ya if you can't have kids...of course, from the OPs intelligence level, I would say that him not being able to reproduce wouldn't be a bad thing...

Huh? I don't want to have kids. And I doubt you know much about my intelligence level.

 

[InlineFive]

I've never dated and I can see a few things wrong with your approach. Just talk to her for a while.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Then why do you use the wheelchair icon?

Why do people do this? I see people with "black person" icons, and they're white. I see some with "woman" icons, and who are men. WTF? This drives me insane.

Are you dressed up in a fsking dollar sign costume? Then STFU!!!

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Taggart
Topic Title: How to get a girl to kiss me

tell her that you make a lot of $

If one truly rakes in that "sweet coin," they don't need to tell people, it radiates from the "aura."

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: PorBleemo
No offense but I've never dated and I can already see millions of things wrong with your "approach".

Never? Which approach might you be referring to?

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Taggart
Topic Title: How to get a girl to kiss me

tell her that you make a lot of $

If one truly rakes in that "sweet coin," they don't need to tell people, it radiates from the "aura."

Yes, take it from the dollar sign.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
Yes, take it from the dollar sign.

I didn't choose the dollar sign, it chose me.

 

[InlineFive]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: PorBleemo
No offense but I've never dated and I can already see millions of things wrong with your "approach".

Never? Which approach might you be referring to?

It seemed to me that he was trying to make himself appear better by asking if he is a better kisser.

Other then that I'm not going to reinstate what has already been said.

 

[FeuerFrei]

*cawww*
*flap* *fap*
*peck*

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: PorBleemo

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: PorBleemo
No offense but I've never dated and I can already see millions of things wrong with your "approach".

Never? Which approach might you be referring to?

It seemed to me that he was trying to make himself appear better by asking if he is a better kisser.

Other then that I'm not going to reinstate what has already been said.

Um, I'm him. I wasn't; I was simply curious. Also, like most others, you managed to completely avoid the question.

 

[Proletariat]

Wine, nice dinner, movie at home on the couch FTW.

 

[hdeck]

lol that wasn't a very bright move.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Wine, nice dinner, movie at home on the couch FTW.

Read the thread, he's 19.

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Wine, nice dinner, movie at home on the couch FTW.

Read the thread, he's 19.

So? Get someone to buy alchy for you.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Proletariat

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Wine, nice dinner, movie at home on the couch FTW.

Read the thread, he's 19.

So? Get someone to buy alchy for you.

Yeah, but what 19 year olds sit around drinking wine?

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Proletariat

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Wine, nice dinner, movie at home on the couch FTW.

Read the thread, he's 19.

So? Get someone to buy alchy for you.

Yeah, but what 19 year olds sit around drinking wine?

I think she prefers liquor.

 

[firewall]

They say woman are like buses on a bus stop. They come and go.

Either make amends with your current one or wait for the next one

Edit: Where are the obligatory pics? :camera:

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Proletariat

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Wine, nice dinner, movie at home on the couch FTW.

Read the thread, he's 19.

So? Get someone to buy alchy for you.

Yeah, but what 19 year olds sit around drinking wine?

Smart, sophisticated ones who get a$$