How to get a girl to kiss me

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Proletariat

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Proletariat
Wine, nice dinner, movie at home on the couch FTW.

Read the thread, he's 19.

So? Get someone to buy alchy for you.

Yeah, but what 19 year olds sit around drinking wine?

I think she prefers liquor.

Oooo thats too easy.

Make a Mango Tango. Mango juice and vodka.

 

[LtPage1]

Ai yi yi. You're on your own, man.

 

[BrianH1]

break up with her now. if stupid problems like this get in the way your done. and where are the pics?

 

[lrad50]

pull out the wang randomly.

that should do the trick.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

So many inexperienced kids on OT

Wait till you get to thirty..you'll learn

 

[BentValve]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
So many inexperienced kids on OT

Wait till you get to thirty..you'll learn

And when you get to forty you are going to realize just how little you knew at thirty.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: BentValve

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
So many inexperienced kids on OT

Wait till you get to thirty..you'll learn

And when you get to forty you are going to realize just how little you knew at thirty.

Heh..and fifty, and on I suppose

 

[roguerower]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: thirtythree
So I was seeing this girl for about a month a few months ago. One of the first times we hung out, I asked if her ex or I am a better kisser. She refused to answer (which I'd imagine is a yes), said you don't ask things like that, and asked if my ex or she is a better kisser. Perhaps to show her that it wasn't a big deal to answer the question, I said that my ex may have been a little better. Poor judgment on my part, yes, but the problem is, after that she'd often turn away when I tried to kiss her, and I'd only get a peck or two in. Anyway, we've been hanging out/dating again as of late, and things are going well, but she still turns away or purses her lips when I try to kiss her. I've apologized many times and told her my ex isn't really a better kisser (because as far as I can remember, she wasn't?I pretty much think of cold wet tongue when I think of kissing my ex; also, I enjoyed kissing the girl in question more once I got used to the way she kisses...)

Anyway, what's a boy to do? Hmm, I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this.

Idiot.

- M4H

Dumbass

 

[amicold]

If she purses her lips just keep slowly pecking her. She's gonna realize how ridiculous it is, open yours a bit but don't tongue. It comes naturally.

 

[thirtythree]

Don't worry fellas, I've hatched a plan! Pics and update to come (tomorrow).

 

[Soccerman06]

If you got a big cohonez, I dont think she cares about kissing. Maybe you just suck at kissing, ever think of that?

 

[imported_DocHolliday]

HAHAHAHA wow

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: roguerower

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: thirtythree
So I was seeing this girl for about a month a few months ago. One of the first times we hung out, I asked if her ex or I am a better kisser. She refused to answer (which I'd imagine is a yes), said you don't ask things like that, and asked if my ex or she is a better kisser. Perhaps to show her that it wasn't a big deal to answer the question, I said that my ex may have been a little better. Poor judgment on my part, yes, but the problem is, after that she'd often turn away when I tried to kiss her, and I'd only get a peck or two in. Anyway, we've been hanging out/dating again as of late, and things are going well, but she still turns away or purses her lips when I try to kiss her. I've apologized many times and told her my ex isn't really a better kisser (because as far as I can remember, she wasn't?I pretty much think of cold wet tongue when I think of kissing my ex; also, I enjoyed kissing the girl in question more once I got used to the way she kisses...)

Anyway, what's a boy to do? Hmm, I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this.

Idiot.

- M4H

Dumbass

*** Confirmed ***
This is one of those times in life when it is OK, if not mandatory, to LIE!!!

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

i want a webcam vid of you kissing her or shens

 

[randomlinh]

hahaha, sorry man.. how'd i miss this thread before? haven't read through it.. but man, hehe.. you learn from your mistakes i suppose

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
If you got a big cohonez, I dont think she cares about kissing. Maybe you just suck at kissing, ever think of that?

Naw, she liked kissing me fine before that. Besides, I've heard I'm a good kisser. *shrug* Need to get one more thing... might be able to post some pics tonight.

 

[thirtythree]

Updated

 

[bleeb]

Wow... looks like you put too much cheese because this is really cheesy.

 

[Agnostos Insania]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
Up close (her name is Jaimee, by the way)

After she sees it, scoop up the change and say "This is how much you mean to me."

 

[thehstrybean]

That is so stupid...no offense...

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: Agnostos Insania

Originally posted by: thirtythree
Up close (her name is Jaimee, by the way)

After she sees it, scoop up the change and say "This is how much you mean to me."

LOL, will do. Hopefully she isn't mad at me for ruining the change Christmas tree she made...

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: Agnostos Insania

Originally posted by: thirtythree
Up close (her name is Jaimee, by the way)

After she sees it, scoop up the change and say "This is how much you mean to me."

lol. tree fitty worth.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean
That is so stupid...no offense...

Luckily it's not for you.

 

[SilentZero]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean
That is so stupid...no offense...

 

[ntdz]

You want her to kiss you? Show her this thread, that outta do the trick