How to get a girl to kiss me

[UNCjigga]

Wait...why do you call "her" James if "her" name is Jaime?

 

[AkumaX]

why is it James?

 

[5150Joker]

Wow 7 pages and not a single good suggestion. Listen pal, the reason he won't kiss you is because he's yearning for something and that something is a DIRTY SANCHEZ! Give James a dirty sanchez and all will be fine and oh yeah, throw in a nice Donkey Punch for good measure.

P.S. tell him your last boyfriend tucked it in better.

 

[iamwiz82]

If I were a woman and walked in on that I'd kick you in the nuts and run screaming. You seem like a stalker.

Do you have a wall of your room dedicated to her pictures?

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: UNCjigga
Wait...why do you call "her" James if "her" name is Jaime?

*shrug* It's her nickname.

 

[ManSnake]

Originally posted by: 5150Joker
Wow 7 pages and not a single good suggestion. Listen pal, the reason he won't kiss you is because he's yearning for something and that something is a DIRTY SANCHEZ! Give James a dirty sanchez and all will be fine and oh yeah, throw in a nice Donkey Punch for good measure.

P.S. tell him your last boyfriend tucked it in better.

:thumbsup:

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
If I were a woman and walked in on that I'd kick you in the nuts and run screaming. You seem like a stalker.

Do you have a wall of your room dedicated to her pictures?

Riiight, 'cause you know all about our relationship.

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: 5150Joker
Wow 7 pages and not a single good suggestion. Listen pal, the reason he won't kiss you is because he's yearning for something and that something is a DIRTY SANCHEZ! Give James a dirty sanchez and all will be fine and oh yeah, throw in a nice Donkey Punch for good measure.

P.S. tell him your last boyfriend tucked it in better.

I spit out my Dr. Pepper after reading this. Thanks.

 

[RaDragon]

Originally posted by: Captante

We've established that. The question isn't whether it was a dumb thing to do, the question is what I can do now.[/quote]

You can try to live it down, but IME Elephants & women NEVER forget ... your relationship may end up being ok despite that remark, but if your still together in 10 years I bet you still hear about it somtimes when she's pissed off at you!
[/quote]

I agree. Sometimes, when my mum gets pissed, she brings up some old stuff that my dad said to her when they were still dating! They're still together but mum's got a good memory

As for you and your GF, how long have you both been seeing each other? I thought your GF's name is James. :Q

FYI: Using coins for that "romantic thingy"... Are you trying to buy her off? I'm a girl and that's how I read it.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Then why do you use the wheelchair icon?

Why do people do this? I see people with "black person" icons, and they're white. I see some with "woman" icons, and who are men. WTF? This drives me insane.

You must love me then

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: RaDragon

Originally posted by: Captante

We've established that. The question isn't whether it was a dumb thing to do, the question is what I can do now.

You can try to live it down, but IME Elephants & women NEVER forget ... your relationship may end up being ok despite that remark, but if your still together in 10 years I bet you still hear about it somtimes when she's pissed off at you!
[/quote]

I agree. Sometimes, when my mum gets pissed, she brings up some old stuff that my dad said to her when they were still dating! They're still together but mum's got a good memory

As for you and your GF, how long have you both been seeing each other? I thought your GF's name is James. :Q

FYI: Using coins for that "romantic thingy"... Are you trying to buy her off? I'm a girl and that's how I read it. [/quote]Naw, I just have a collection of coins on my desk for some reason. She sometimes makes pictures with it when she's over.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

:laugh:

 

[RaDragon]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: RaDragon

Originally posted by: Captante

We've established that. The question isn't whether it was a dumb thing to do, the question is what I can do now.

You can try to live it down, but IME Elephants & women NEVER forget ... your relationship may end up being ok despite that remark, but if your still together in 10 years I bet you still hear about it somtimes when she's pissed off at you!

I agree. Sometimes, when my mum gets pissed, she brings up some old stuff that my dad said to her when they were still dating! They're still together but mum's got a good memory

As for you and your GF, how long have you both been seeing each other? I thought your GF's name is James. :Q

FYI: Using coins for that "romantic thingy"... Are you trying to buy her off? I'm a girl and that's how I read it. [/quote]Naw, I just have a collection of coins on my desk for some reason. She sometimes makes pictures with it when she's over.[/quote]

Leave the coins out of the equation -- that might haunt you later on. Use flower petals to spell your <3 to her instead. Watch a sappy movie together (if she's into that).

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: Nik
:laugh:

Are you laughing at me, the thread, or just amused?

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: RaDragon

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: RaDragon

Originally posted by: Captante

We've established that. The question isn't whether it was a dumb thing to do, the question is what I can do now.

You can try to live it down, but IME Elephants & women NEVER forget ... your relationship may end up being ok despite that remark, but if your still together in 10 years I bet you still hear about it somtimes when she's pissed off at you!

I agree. Sometimes, when my mum gets pissed, she brings up some old stuff that my dad said to her when they were still dating! They're still together but mum's got a good memory

As for you and your GF, how long have you both been seeing each other? I thought your GF's name is James. :Q

FYI: Using coins for that "romantic thingy"... Are you trying to buy her off? I'm a girl and that's how I read it.

Naw, I just have a collection of coins on my desk for some reason. She sometimes makes pictures with it when she's over.[/quote]

Leave the coins out of the equation -- that might haunt you later on. Use flower petals to spell your <3 to her instead. Watch a sappy movie together (if she's into that). [/quote]Hmm, maybe.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Taggart
Topic Title: How to get a girl to kiss me

tell her that you make a lot of $

If one truly rakes in that "sweet coin," they don't need to tell people, it radiates from the "aura."

Yes, take it from the dollar sign.

After seeing those pics I think Gatsby gave you an idea.

 

[MX2]

I am at a loss for words after seeing those pics........"Wow" is all I can muster

 

[Skunkwourk]

Well if you're gonna go that route. I would get rid of the coin message and just put a huge question mark instead and just ask her "are you my girl".

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

why can you people not use quote right????? you click the quote button, type, and hit reply to topic!!!!!!!!!!

and this has got to be one of the best ownages ever...this whole time i never expected you were trying to get a guy to kiss you

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
why can you people not use quote right????? you click the quote button, type, and hit reply to topic!!!!!!!!!!

and this has got to be one of the best ownages ever...this whole time i never expected you were trying to get a guy to kiss you

Yup, who knew.

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
why can you people not use quote right????? you click the quote button, type, and hit reply to topic!!!!!!!!!!

and this has got to be one of the best ownages ever...this whole time i never expected you were trying to get a guy to kiss you

Yup, who knew.

you and james did apparently

 

[dandruff]

:laugh:

 

[thirtythree]

w00t, I'm a hot topic.

 

[randomlinh]

heh, kinda cheesy, but you know what, it may just work.. ha. however, it looks half assed.. i can't put my finger on it. ah well.. good luck, just keep the first post updated w/ what happens.. for better or worse.. haha...

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: mugs
That was a really, really, really dumb thing to say. Did you call her fat and kick dirt in her face too?

hahahahahahahahahahaha