How to get a girl to kiss me

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
How old are you?

Why I'm 19. How old are you?

That explains it.

Don't worry, you will eventually learn about women.

HA, or NOT.

I'm still waiting...

 

[gigapet]

this thread is so sad.

You might be the most desperate man in all existence.

Well umm maybe if i just keep being a complete pansy ass motherfvcker she'll finally break and give in to being my girlfriend.

OP....You need to forget about this girl and go figure out why you are such a pansy ass and change it before its too late and your doomed to be lame with girls forever. You come off totally desperate and needy and creepy and it makes me want to vomit.

For the record you must kiss the girl on the second date. After that its most likely to late you've already been friended.

 

[KarenMarie]

This is one of the funniest threads I have read in ages.

The OP was serious, I think... but some of the responses... hahaha... like a comedy sketch!!

classic ATOT!

poor OP.

Good luck, OP. And never, ever talk about an ex to a current.

 

[MaxDepth]

Hopefully, young Skywaker has grasped the finer points.

Jealousy leads to comparison, comparison leads to nights out on the couch.

 

[JLGatsby]

At the pic: Wow. Are you sure the OP isn't in middle school?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
Good luck, OP. And never, ever talk about an ex to a current.

I do hope if there's one thing he takes away from all this, that's it.

 

[OmahaTaz]

Originally posted by: sixone

You didn't say how old she is. If she's insecure, there may be no going back. You need to ask her if she thinks she will change, and decide whether that's okay with you.

Is there a different kind of girl/woman? *j/k

 

[purbeast0]

I didn't read any replies to this thread, but the OP just sounds like he's very VERY insecure about himself if he asked questions like that.

 

[Qwest]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
Hopefully, young Skywaker has grasped the finer points.

Jealousy leads to comparison, comparison leads to nights out on the couch.

wow, it's sad i thought of skywalker66 when you said that.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Okay, this is really simple. You screwed up, and triggered either insecurity or anger, and now you got to pay. You have two basic choices, dump her and start again with another woman, or wait it out.
If she really does like you eventually her lust will take over, and those issues will go away. Most men (especially 19yo men) don't realize is that women are just as horny (well maybe not just as, but close) as men, they just have better control of it. Trust me, just calm down and stop trying to get her to kiss you, and her urges will bring her around fast enough.
You see, each time you try to kiss her you are reinforcing her will to resist, she knows you want her and by playing hard to get she is getting exactly what she wants, attention. Stop acting like you need her and all of a sudden she is insecure about her position in her life. She will respond by trying to reinforce her position as your girlfriend, with the result of you getting all you can handle.

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: gigapet
this thread is so sad.

You might be the most desperate man in all existence.

Well umm maybe if i just keep being a complete pansy ass motherfvcker she'll finally break and give in to being my girlfriend.

OP....You need to forget about this girl and go figure out why you are such a pansy ass and change it before its too late and your doomed to be lame with girls forever. You come off totally desperate and needy and creepy and it makes me want to vomit.

For the record you must kiss the girl on the second date. After that its most likely to late you've already been friended.

I kissed her on our first date...

At any rate, I was drugged last night when I hatched and executed this whole plan, and it now seems like a very bad idea. Now I just need to decide if I wanna go through with it or scrap it all.

 

[jiwq]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: gigapet
this thread is so sad.

You might be the most desperate man in all existence.

Well umm maybe if i just keep being a complete pansy ass motherfvcker she'll finally break and give in to being my girlfriend.

OP....You need to forget about this girl and go figure out why you are such a pansy ass and change it before its too late and your doomed to be lame with girls forever. You come off totally desperate and needy and creepy and it makes me want to vomit.

For the record you must kiss the girl on the second date. After that its most likely to late you've already been friended.

I kissed her on our first date...

At any rate, I was drugged last night when I hatched and executed this whole plan, and it now seems like a very bad idea. Now I just need to decide if I wanna go through with it or scrap it all.

Do it. The sadists of ATOT fully stand behind you... waaaay behind you.

 

[Saint Nick]

you were drugged?

lol... yeah right...

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: jndietz
you were drugged?

lol... yeah right...

If I cared about my ATOT rep enough to make something like that up, I wouldn't post threads like this in the first place.

 

[jiwq]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: jndietz
you were drugged?

lol... yeah right...

If I cared about my ATOT rep enough to make something like that up, I wouldn't post threads like this in the first place.

your.... ATOT rep?

 

[BobDaMenkey]

Dude, you just need to start over with a new girl. She's never going to forgive you for what you said.

 

[AMCRambler]

Ditch the quarters and pennies and use C notes man. C notes FTW!

 

[Toonces]

Bling bling, bitches

 

[jspeicher]

i just ran across thist thread and it is freakin' hilarious

 

[Hubes]

yea me to, funny as hell and I would never think about doing something so stupid. Take her out to a movie, dinner and give her a god damn kiss. Maybe slip her a ruthie if your really desperate and its not going well. I mean its not like you are 13 years old, your 19. When i saw that picture with the money on the table.;....blHAHHAHAHAHAAHh.

And you might wanna clean your pillow case that thing looks a little dirty..

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: jiwq

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: jndietz
you were drugged?

lol... yeah right...

If I cared about my ATOT rep enough to make something like that up, I wouldn't post threads like this in the first place.

your.... ATOT rep?

rep (n) slang : REPUTATION; especially : status in a group (as a gang)

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: Hubes
yea me to, funny as hell and I would never think about doing something so stupid. Take her out to a movie, dinner and give her a god damn kiss. Maybe slip her a ruthie if your really desperate and its not going well. I mean its not like you are 13 years old, your 19. When i saw that picture with the money on the table.;....blHAHHAHAHAHAAHh.

And you might wanna clean your pillow case that thing looks a little dirty..

I think it's just the lighting. I wash it once a week.

EDIT: I scrapped it. At least I get to keep the rose.

 

[VIAN]

You never ask those type of questions. And if you are ever asked those type of questions, you're only option is to lie.

Make no mistake, lying is a good thing, when not abused.

 

[NarcoticHobo]

Hi,

First I am an alien as my avatar indicates.

Second:

Dude, you are screwed go out in style. Tell her you can't date her anymore because she is such a horrid kisser, thus giving her a complex for several years.

Seriously though, lay off of the subject for a month and if it isn't back to normal by then it never will be.

 

[Saint Nick]

Originally posted by: thirtythree

Originally posted by: jndietz
you were drugged?

lol... yeah right...

If I cared about my ATOT rep enough to make something like that up, I wouldn't post threads like this in the first place.

you have a rep here?