How to get a girl to kiss me

[TechnicalNewbie]

Hahahaha, that was going to be my other suggestion. Well, she's lucky that you're a nice guy and not some scumbag who's gonna take mad advantage of her and kick her to the curb. The broad should be thanking her lucky stars. . .

Originally posted by: royalk4
Just tell her to nut up and deal with it or you're gonna leave her ass. Women like men to be in control and if she doesn't like it. WAng slap her. She will then understand

 

[cryptonomicon]

Originally posted by: jfall
chloroform ftw

ftw

 

[w00t]

Originally posted by: smut
why are we talking about kissing and not penetrating?
your 19 dude....hahahahhahah and your just now kissing???
your wheel chair icon explains your handicapped game with the ladies
sorry man, just had to. at 19 I was more worried about getting a bj while drivin, or havin sex 4 times a day, not kissing some girl.

rofl, no one uses the word penetrating that is straight porn talk the only thing you be getting is your hand buddy.

 

[Dragoon42]

Originally posted by: bugle25

Originally posted by: thirtythree
How to get a girl to kiss me

Tell her you are a poster on Anandtech, aspiring for Lifer status. That always makes them wet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this post cracked me up. The handicap icon fits the OP

 

[smut]

...edit...dont feel like going back and forth.

 

[BS911]

Well atleast she doesn't have to worry about you being honest with her!

 

[TechnicalNewbie]

Hey, Smut,

What if a soldier were a coward as well? Would he die one death or a thousand? I was in the Air Force for 4 years and consider myself an in-betweener -- partially (maybe 1/2) a coward. Will I die 500 times or once? Hmph! will they be painful? Ah well, me n' Bill Shakespeare never could see eye-to-eye anyway. . .

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
How old are you?

And are you really in a wheelchair?

ROTFLMAO....!

If he is not in a wheelchair, and he keeps going at this rate with the girls he will be soon!

Baby doll, that is like asking your girlfriend asking "Do I look fat in this dress?" The answer is always, "Why no sweetie, you look great in that outfit!"

On the kissing thing, you yourself should always brush, floss and use a breath mint before kissing her, and tell her what a great kisser she is, regardless if she is or isn't...
The goal here is to woo this gal, not kill her self esteem and stomp all over it.

No comparisons to previous relationships that will instantly kill your present relationship guarnateed!

Life lesson learned now, chalk this one up to experience now.

 

[smut]

Originally posted by: TechnicalNewbie
Hey, Smut,

What if a soldier were a coward as well? Would he die one death or a thousand? I was in the Air Force for 4 years and consider myself an in-betweener -- partially (maybe 1/2) a coward. Will I die 500 times or once? Hmph! will they be painful? Ah well, me n' Bill Shakespeare never could see eye-to-eye anyway. . .

LoL you got me there. I've never seen a coward soldier so I dont know.

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Beer.

 

[imported_Bassmaster]

Seriously, your manhood is gone as far as she's concerned. She's probably getting it somewhere else or looking to and will dump you when she does.


The only thing that will work is to grab her by the hair, throw her down and do what men do. If you're rebuffed, you weren't gettin any anyways so might as well try. Let her know what she'll be missing if she leaves. That's your only chance.

Either that or buy a hooker by the hour and bring her home and tell her you are doing this for her so she knows what to do when yer feelin like burying the ferret.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Prostitutes will always love you.

 

[virtueixi]

SHALALALA Kiss the girl. You are such a goddamn herb.

 

[edmundoab]

sounds like someone is having loads of fun..

let the kiss come naturally man

i think if u can maintain close contact with the lady, it should happen pretty easy if she has the same feelings for you.

just natural

 

[aplefka]

It's assholes like you that make me even more frustrated with the female population. Who the fvck does something like that?

 

[TechnicalNewbie]

Originally posted by: smut

Originally posted by: TechnicalNewbie
Hey, Smut,

What if a soldier were a coward as well? Would he die one death or a thousand? I was in the Air Force for 4 years and consider myself an in-betweener -- partially (maybe 1/2) a coward. Will I die 500 times or once? Hmph! will they be painful? Ah well, me n' Bill Shakespeare never could see eye-to-eye anyway. . .

LoL you got me there. I've never seen a coward soldier so I dont know.

Heheh, I'm glad you have a sense of humor, Smut.

 

[sandorski]

Youth is wasted on the Young.

 

[fire400]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: thirtythree
So I was seeing this girl for about a month a few months ago. One of the first times we hung out, I asked if her ex or I am a better kisser. She refused to answer (which I'd imagine is a yes), said you don't ask things like that, and asked if my ex or she is a better kisser. Perhaps to show her that it wasn't a big deal to answer the question, I said that my ex may have been a little better. Poor judgment on my part, yes, but the problem is, after that she'd often turn away when I tried to kiss her, and I'd only get a peck or two in. Anyway, we've been hanging out/dating again as of late, and things are going well, but she still turns away or purses her lips when I try to kiss her. I've apologized many times and told her my ex isn't really a better kisser (because as far as I can remember, she wasn't?I pretty much think of cold wet tongue when I think of kissing my ex; also, I enjoyed kissing the girl in question more once I got used to the way she kisses...)

Anyway, what's a boy to do? Hmm, I have a feeling I'm gonna get flamed for this.

Idiot.

- M4H

I agree. She probably won't forgive you. All you think about is kissing from what I've read so far. Kissing? Are you kidding me!?

Idiot. Takes one to know one, I've been one before, so don't feel like the world is against you.

 

[smut]

Originally posted by: TechnicalNewbie

Originally posted by: smut

Originally posted by: TechnicalNewbie
Hey, Smut,

What if a soldier were a coward as well? Would he die one death or a thousand? I was in the Air Force for 4 years and consider myself an in-betweener -- partially (maybe 1/2) a coward. Will I die 500 times or once? Hmph! will they be painful? Ah well, me n' Bill Shakespeare never could see eye-to-eye anyway. . .

LoL you got me there. I've never seen a coward soldier so I dont know.

Heheh, I'm glad you have a sense of humor, Smut.

I try, I am a huge smartass so some ppl take me way too seriously (like earlier) and dont really know that I am just trying to have a lil' bit of fun. Glad to see you have a sense of humor also

 

[LeiZaK]

When in doubt, whip it out!

 

[Metron]

Originally posted by: Vegitto
You, my good sir, are an idiot. Never, ever, EVER compare your current SO to your ex-SO. Never even mention your ex if you want to live.

Good job, mate, now she'll kill you in your sleep.

Haven't you ever heard of Lorena Bobbit?

 

[TechnicalNewbie]

Originally posted by: smut

Originally posted by: TechnicalNewbie

Originally posted by: smut

Originally posted by: TechnicalNewbie
Hey, Smut,

What if a soldier were a coward as well? Would he die one death or a thousand? I was in the Air Force for 4 years and consider myself an in-betweener -- partially (maybe 1/2) a coward. Will I die 500 times or once? Hmph! will they be painful? Ah well, me n' Bill Shakespeare never could see eye-to-eye anyway. . .

LoL you got me there. I've never seen a coward soldier so I dont know.

Heheh, I'm glad you have a sense of humor, Smut.

I try, I am a huge smartass so some ppl take me way too seriously (like earlier) and dont really know that I am just trying to have a lil' bit of fun. Glad to see you have a sense of humor also

But of course. There's a saying that 'humor is wasted on the humorless'. We're surrounded by people who just don't know when to laugh. Meh, their loss.

Oh, and here's a good one for you:

Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Boom-tsssh!