How to get back at roommates?

[HendrixFan]

Fail - the stuff I linked before smells way worse.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...W?tag=at055-20

The slow decomposition of the tuna is what makes the prank a nice long lasting one. It just starts as a weird smell then just turns more and more foul as time goes on.

 

[blert]

Calamari in a plastic bag... seriously. Pranked a friend with this in his car and after a week he could not drive without all the windows down and his head out one of them. I eventually took pity on him and removed it but his car smelled like Death's ass for weeks afterward.

 

[tokie]

Wait, cans of tuna are in salt brine. How does that decompose and turn stanky?

If you leave salt cured meat out like salami it doesn't turn smelly.

Would a cucumber in a jar of piss look like a jar of pickles?

 

[HendrixFan]

Wait, cans of tuna are in salt brine. How does that decompose and turn stanky?

There isn't that much salt in a can of tuna. Trust me, it goes bad.

 

[jupiter57]

There isn't that much salt in a can of tuna. Trust me, it goes bad.

You must be extremely sensitive to smells.
Tuna dries up before the smell gets really bad, IIRC.

The ultimate in smelly revenge is a dead rat/ mouse.
Hide one where it will be very hard to find.
The smell lingers for weeks, but the odor will be forever imprinted in their psyche! (They will THINK they smell it every time they enter the room)

 

[pontifex]

lace their food with sleeping pills and then when they are asleep, chop them up into little pieces and shove them in the fridge.

that'll show em!

 

[Paladin3]

Find out what brand of feminine hygiene products your roommates use and where they keep them. Buy some, open the box and put them in a ziplock bag with an open jar of Icy Hot for a week. You don't need to open each individual wrapper, the fumes from the Icy Hot will permeate through and soak into the absorbent materials in the products.

Sneak some of the tainted products into your roommates supply and wait for the burning hell to begin.

My wife can, unfortunately, confirm that this works. My son didn't screw the lid all the way back on jar of Icy Hot before he tossed it into a bathroom drawer where she kept a box of pads. The fumes soaked into the pads and my wife had a quite a surprise when she use one. She was pissed as hell.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Wash your balls with their toothbrushes. Bottom side of your balls, not the top.

Then drag your ass across a carpet like a dog does on occasion.

Then bang their boyfriends for the win.

 

[Slacker]

fake birth control pills, or, sex their moms.

 

[Andrew111]

Find out what brand of feminine hygiene products your roommates use and where they keep them. Buy some, open the box and put them in a ziplock bag with an open jar of Icy Hot for a week. You don't need to open each individual wrapper, the fumes from the Icy Hot will permeate through and soak into the absorbent materials in the products.

Sneak some of the tainted products into your roommates supply and wait for the burning hell to begin.

My wife can, unfortunately, confirm that this works. My son didn't screw the lid all the way back on jar of Icy Hot before he tossed it into a bathroom drawer where she kept a box of pads. The fumes soaked into the pads and my wife had a quite a surprise when she use one. She was pissed as hell.

Sounds like a winner to me.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Find out what brand of feminine hygiene products your roommates use and where they keep them. Buy some, open the box and put them in a ziplock bag with an open jar of Icy Hot for a week. You don't need to open each individual wrapper, the fumes from the Icy Hot will permeate through and soak into the absorbent materials in the products.

Sneak some of the tainted products into your roommates supply and wait for the burning hell to begin.

My wife can, unfortunately, confirm that this works. My son didn't screw the lid all the way back on jar of Icy Hot before he tossed it into a bathroom drawer where she kept a box of pads. The fumes soaked into the pads and my wife had a quite a surprise when she use one. She was pissed as hell.

Winner winner chicken dinner!

 

[tynopik]

have you asked them to not put dirty towels in your rice cooker?

 

[Brainonska511]

have you asked them to not put dirty towels in your rice cooker?

Yeah...

Have you asked them what their f*cking problem is?

 

[DaWhim]

we once bought a raw chicken and someone conveniently put it in a cabinet. a funny smell started about a week or 2 later. after 1 more week, we finally found the culprit and removed it.

it smell so frigging bad!

 

[Fenixgoon]

so glad to not have people like you for roommates.

 

[Svnla]

This is why I live by myself and no roomate(s). The whole place is for me, myself, and I.

No headache, no drama, no trouble.

 

[white]

Fish sauce. Spray bottle. Spray it in nooks and crannies. And in their cars ac intake. And their mattresses.

Right before you leave, put their toothbrushes in the toilet, and take a picture with their digital camera. If you're feeling particularly vindictive, take the picture midstream. Then retrieve the toothbrushes and put them back in their original places. You may want to rinse them off first before putting them back so they don't catch on until after they've brushed their teeth.

 

[Harrod]

You should take their mothers out for a nice seafood dinner and then not call them back.

This

 

[Hugh Jass]

Smack a bitch.

 

[Newbian]

Remove all access of chocolate from the building and when they all have pms at the same time since they sync up they will then destroy each other.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Give the 3 of them vd.

From where?

the purpose is to punish them, not himself also

 

[Muse]

What I want is them to think "what the hell is that smell and where is it coming from?". So far my ideas include leaving a turd mixed with vomit in a ziploc bag somewhere in the apartment where these short human beings cannot reach. Any better ideas?

Man, you are setting yourself up for recriminations and nightmares. Your goal is to come out of this smelling like a rose or as close to it as you can. Yes, nobility, not snarky vengeance. How you achieve that is up to you. You have to use your better judgement and imagination. Take it from a guy who has had triple digits roommates in his lifetime.

 

[Sa7aN]

You must be extremely sensitive to smells.
Tuna dries up before the smell gets really bad, IIRC.

The ultimate in smelly revenge is a dead rat/ mouse.
Hide one where it will be very hard to find.
The smell lingers for weeks, but the odor will be forever imprinted in their psyche! (They will THINK they smell it every time they enter the room)

Cat piss

 

[Strk]

Call Wayne Brady: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc5OZVvD4Jo

 

[sdifox]

Inject peroxide into gel product. seal hole with instant glue.