How to get Resolve smell out of couch?

[JMapleton]

I read it as, "out of crotch."

 

[Cuular]

If she is puking that much, there is a problem.

My cat that puked every other day, turned out to have hyper active thyroid, so he would overeat to try and get all the food he could stuff himself with.

A pill a day kicked his thyroid back to around normal, and the frequent puking stopped.

Once every few weeks if you don't brush them every other day is normal, every day or every other day means there is a problem.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Lots of sex, always does the trick.

 

[DaTT]

I read it as, "out of crotch."

You're a little fucking late to that party

 

[alkemyst]

You're a little fucking late to that party

You sharing intimate details about your love life with the OP?

:shiver:

 

[DaTT]

You sharing intimate details about your love life with the OP?

:shiver:

Nation hater.

 

[alkemyst]

Nation hater.

Canada is not a nation, it's America's hat.

 

[DaTT]

Canada is not a nation, it's America's hat.

Like Florida is America's taint?

 

[alkemyst]

Like Florida is America's taint?

Silly poutine eater, Florida is the cock.

You can't even get the joke about Florida right.

 

[K1052]

Like Florida is America's taint?

That's an insult to taints everywhere.

 

[ch33zw1z]

lol, Florida IS the joke.

 

[DaTT]

Silly poutine eater, Florida is the cock.

You can't even get the joke about Florida right.

So you live on a cock? Do you find yourself trying to kiss the ground on many occasions?

 

[alkemyst]

lol, Florida IS the joke.

Not like Canada, even South Park knows this.

 

[DaTT]

Not like Canada, even South Park knows this.

Nation Hater.

 

[alkemyst]

So you live on a cock? Do you find yourself trying to kiss the ground on many occasions?

No, but I see how your mind works.

It's OK, South Beach will welcome you with arms wide open...just make sure you don't stiff our servers on the tips. We have signs in places down here about Canadians playing the 'we don't tip in our country' game.

 

[alkemyst]

Nation Hater.

It's a true story.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Not like Canada, even South Park knows this.

mmhmmm.

 

[DaTT]

It's a true story.

A self proclaimed genius who gets his "knowledge" from a cartoon. Brilliant.

ps, we tip....unlike you who's always getting just the tip.

 

[BoomerD]

I recommend cat puke. It's got to be stronger than the resolve smell. You have to understand that whether I recommend it or not, the cat will soon be by to make it's deposit in the form of vomitus ejectus anyway. So what I'm saying is, this situation will <insert sungrasses.gif here> resolve itself.

Cat piss will do in a pinch if cat puke isn't available...but use it sparingly.

 

[alkemyst]

A self proclaimed genius who gets his "knowledge" from a cartoon. Brilliant.

ps, we tip....unlike you who's always getting just the tip.

Apparently down here you guys like to claim you don't tip in your country.

I don't know why you are so homo-erotic with me, I am not gay.

 

[DaTT]

Apparently down here you guys like to claim you don't tip in your country.

I don't know why you are so homo-erotic with me, I am not gay.

Doubt it.

 

[alkemyst]

Doubt it.

The view that we in Canada are poor tippers is not new. When I was working on Florida, Arizona and Hawaiian events for IBM Canada in the 1980s and 1990s I used to frequently bump into this rather lame joke: "What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?" Answer: "The canoe tips!"

http://www.yelp.com/topic/miami-a-lot-of-canadians-down-here-in-south-florida

http://waiterrant.net/2009/11/who-are-the-worst-tippers/

There was a news article on pbpost.com about a few years ago with coastal restaurants that have signs hinting to our huge Canadian crowds that tipping was expected.

Now most have put the tip into the tab automatically.

 

[DaTT]

http://www.yelp.com/topic/miami-a-lot-of-canadians-down-here-in-south-florida

http://waiterrant.net/2009/11/who-are-the-worst-tippers/

There was a news article on pbpost.com about a few years ago with coastal restaurants that have signs hinting to our huge Canadian crowds that tipping was expected.

Now most have put the tip into the tab automatically.

OK. You probably believe we're all lumberjacks and have pet moose too. Maybe you should read your links a little closer.

 

[Red Squirrel]

If you look carefully, Canada is screwing the US with it's dirtiest part. :biggrin: It's in there pretty good too.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Umm... the smell of the shampoo? It fades after a few days. Farting on it might help it along.