How to get your ass kicked. Volume 1.

[Jhill]

First lesson

 

[Shockwave]

:Q

 

[MichaelD]

I love "Captain Obvious" at end that says:

Hey...you're bleeding!

Typical college frat party. Little boys that don't know how to hold their liquor. So glad those days are behind me. Now I get to hang out with older, more experienced guys that don't get all frickin' stupid and violent when they get drunk.

They just pee on themselves and go to sleep. Much better that way.

 

[KLin]

dumbass drunks. Where's volume 2?

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

:Q

 

[RagingBITCH]

Black guy > White guy

He pwn3d that fool.

 

[Turkish]

Typical morons that cannot control themselves after drinking a few cans of piss ass beer.

 

[Joker81]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Black guy > White guy

He pwn3d that fool.

Are you sure that white dude was saying "You're dead"

haha jk.

 

[Actaeon]

Damn, that black guy owned the white guy.

 

[notfred]

Videos like this make me want to carry a gun, so that if I ever get attacked by some big black guy (or a group of them... again), I can end the damn thing before my shirt is covered in blood and I need stitches.

 

[skim milk]

that white dude had it coming

he was the one sticking his chest out like he's some tough guy, and he got his ass beat.

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: notfred
Videos like this make me want to carry a gun, so that if I ever get attacked by some big black guy (or a group of them... again), I can end the damn thing before my shirt is covered in blood and I need stitches.

:beer:

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: notfred
Videos like this make me want to carry a gun, so that if I ever get attacked by some big black guy (or a group of them... again), I can end the damn thing before my shirt is covered in blood and I need stitches.

Usually it's the black guys with the guns.

 

[BCYL]

Originally posted by: notfred
Videos like this make me want to carry a gun, so that if I ever get attacked by some big black guy (or a group of them... again), I can end the damn thing before my shirt is covered in blood and I need stitches.

Until they jump you, beat ur ass and then take ur gun to finish u off...

 

[Shockwave]

Watch the video again. This fight was about 1 misstep from being a WHOLE different fight. Whitey took after blackie, he wasnt scared AT ALL. In fact, he has black dude backin up. Problem is he loses his balance, falls on the couch and blackie jumps on whitey and lets the big guns fly.
On the whole, that woulda be a hell of a fight if whitey hadnt of gotten pinned down on the couch.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: BCYL

Originally posted by: notfred
Videos like this make me want to carry a gun, so that if I ever get attacked by some big black guy (or a group of them... again), I can end the damn thing before my shirt is covered in blood and I need stitches.

Until they jump you, beat ur ass and then take ur gun to finish u off...

Someone needs to beat your ass with an English book.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Watch the video again. This fight was about 1 misstep from being a WHOLE different fight. Whitey took after blackie, he wasnt scared AT ALL. In fact, he has black dude backin up. Problem is he loses his balance, falls on the couch and blackie jumps on whitey and lets the big guns fly.
On the whole, that woulda be a hell of a fight if whitey hadnt of gotten pinned down on the couch.

IMO, it doesn't matter who got bloodied up, it's just a bunch of dumbass drunks trying to kick the sh!t out of each other.

 

[Kilgor]

Best tactic is to turn around and walk away, or even better yet stay away from drunken idiots.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Watch the video again. This fight was about 1 misstep from being a WHOLE different fight. Whitey took after blackie, he wasnt scared AT ALL. In fact, he has black dude backin up. Problem is he loses his balance, falls on the couch and blackie jumps on whitey and lets the big guns fly.
On the whole, that woulda be a hell of a fight if whitey hadnt of gotten pinned down on the couch.

Um, black dude backs up because two of his white friends take him back and tell him to chill out. White guy doesn't lose his balance - he dives at the black guy like an idiot who wisely moves out of the way and proceeds to get on top and pummel his ass. The guy on the bottom never stands a chance - if you see one UFC/Pride fight, you'll know that.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: BCYL

Originally posted by: notfred
Videos like this make me want to carry a gun, so that if I ever get attacked by some big black guy (or a group of them... again), I can end the damn thing before my shirt is covered in blood and I need stitches.

Until they jump you, beat ur ass and then take ur gun to finish u off...

Someone needs to beat your ass with an English book.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Linux23]

that's for 400 years of oppression.


Whitey had it comin'

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Watch the video again. This fight was about 1 misstep from being a WHOLE different fight. Whitey took after blackie, he wasnt scared AT ALL. In fact, he has black dude backin up. Problem is he loses his balance, falls on the couch and blackie jumps on whitey and lets the big guns fly.
On the whole, that woulda be a hell of a fight if whitey hadnt of gotten pinned down on the couch.

Um, black dude backs up because two of his white friends take him back and tell him to chill out. White guy doesn't lose his balance - he dives at the black guy like an idiot who wisely moves out of the way and proceeds to get on top and pummel his ass. The guy on the bottom never stands a chance - if you see one UFC/Pride fight, you'll know that.

Maybe in the version you watched. The version the REST of us watched the fight starts when the black guys friends move, the black guys lunges forward with a swing, misses / grazes the white guy, the white guy pushes the black guy back then lunges forward throwin 2 punches, gets off balance and lands on the couch and which point the black guy jumps up, pins him and beats him down.

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Watch the video again. This fight was about 1 misstep from being a WHOLE different fight. Whitey took after blackie, he wasnt scared AT ALL. In fact, he has black dude backin up. Problem is he loses his balance, falls on the couch and blackie jumps on whitey and lets the big guns fly.
On the whole, that woulda be a hell of a fight if whitey hadnt of gotten pinned down on the couch.

Um, black dude backs up because two of his white friends take him back and tell him to chill out. White guy doesn't lose his balance - he dives at the black guy like an idiot who wisely moves out of the way and proceeds to get on top and pummel his ass. The guy on the bottom never stands a chance - if you see one UFC/Pride fight, you'll know that.

Maybe in the version you watched. The version the REST of us watched the fight starts when the black guys friends move, the black guys lunges forward with a swing, misses / grazes the white guy, the white guy pushes the black guy back then lunges forward throwin 2 punches, gets off balance and lands on the couch and which point the black guy jumps up, pins him and beats him down.

Um, what version are you watching? Lunges foward - more like dives towards him. He was expecting the black guy to be there, therefore he would have pushed the black guy into the wall. The black guy wisely moved out of the way so the white guy falls face first on the couch.

 

[Shockwave]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Watch the video again. This fight was about 1 misstep from being a WHOLE different fight. Whitey took after blackie, he wasnt scared AT ALL. In fact, he has black dude backin up. Problem is he loses his balance, falls on the couch and blackie jumps on whitey and lets the big guns fly.
On the whole, that woulda be a hell of a fight if whitey hadnt of gotten pinned down on the couch.

Um, black dude backs up because two of his white friends take him back and tell him to chill out. White guy doesn't lose his balance - he dives at the black guy like an idiot who wisely moves out of the way and proceeds to get on top and pummel his ass. The guy on the bottom never stands a chance - if you see one UFC/Pride fight, you'll know that.

Maybe in the version you watched. The version the REST of us watched the fight starts when the black guys friends move, the black guys lunges forward with a swing, misses / grazes the white guy, the white guy pushes the black guy back then lunges forward throwin 2 punches, gets off balance and lands on the couch and which point the black guy jumps up, pins him and beats him down.

Ummm, then why did the black guy have to pick his fat ass up from the floor to jump on the white guy? That black guy has as much fighting skill as my wife. Only thing he has for him is size.
Um, what version are you watching? Lunges foward - more like dives towards him. He was expecting the black guy to be there, therefore he would have pushed the black guy into the wall. The black guy wisely moved out of the way so the white guy falls face first on the couch.

 

[dafatha00]

Originally posted by: Shockwave

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: Shockwave
Watch the video again. This fight was about 1 misstep from being a WHOLE different fight. Whitey took after blackie, he wasnt scared AT ALL. In fact, he has black dude backin up. Problem is he loses his balance, falls on the couch and blackie jumps on whitey and lets the big guns fly.
On the whole, that woulda be a hell of a fight if whitey hadnt of gotten pinned down on the couch.

Um, black dude backs up because two of his white friends take him back and tell him to chill out. White guy doesn't lose his balance - he dives at the black guy like an idiot who wisely moves out of the way and proceeds to get on top and pummel his ass. The guy on the bottom never stands a chance - if you see one UFC/Pride fight, you'll know that.

Maybe in the version you watched. The version the REST of us watched the fight starts when the black guys friends move, the black guys lunges forward with a swing, misses / grazes the white guy, the white guy pushes the black guy back then lunges forward throwin 2 punches, gets off balance and lands on the couch and which point the black guy jumps up, pins him and beats him down.

Which version were YOU watching? The black guy swung, hit the guy in the face, more swings are traded, then the white guy lunges and stupidly trips forward. Then after the crowd gets out of the way, you see the two in headlocks, with the black guy having the advantage. He knocks the white guy into the couch and then takes over.