How to Hug a Girl

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clamum

Lifer
Feb 13, 2003
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That site is fantastic. I don't know how I'd make it through the day without all of the helpful articles there. "How to Tell Someone That They're Your Hero" : I just used that one last night. Thanks WikiHow!

Ahem.

"Sometimes it is better to leave right after a hug". Hahaha! Go up to someone and hug them and just bolt? wtf :laugh:
 

fire400

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Nov 21, 2005
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always treat women with respect - and hugs won't be a problem to worry about down the road.
 

Exterous

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Originally posted by: clamum
That site is fantastic. I don't know how I'd make it through the day without all of the helpful articles there. "How to Tell Someone That They're Your Hero" : I just used that one last night. Thanks WikiHow!

Ahem.

"Sometimes it is better to leave right after a hug". Hahaha! Go up to someone and hug them and just bolt? wtf :laugh:

Have you had your creepy random stranger hug today?
 

conehead433

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Dec 4, 2002
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Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
1. Put arms around girl.

2. Press her luscious boobies against your chest, arm, face, whatever, and let your rapidly-growing erection poke her indiscriminately.

3. I forget the rest, and its irrelevant anyway since the entire purpose of the hug is to get the nipple twins into your life ASAP.

I thought it was about hugging, not dancing
 

RandomFool

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Originally posted by: clamum
That site is fantastic. I don't know how I'd make it through the day without all of the helpful articles there. "How to Tell Someone That They're Your Hero" : I just used that one last night. Thanks WikiHow!

Ahem.

"Sometimes it is better to leave right after a hug". Hahaha! Go up to someone and hug them and just bolt? wtf :laugh:

I find it's best to get away before the cops arrive.
 

Skiddex

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May 17, 2001
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haha, my favorite line:

* If you know your girl well enough, she may be flattered if you pick her up and spin her, but some girls do not like that.
 

geno

Lifer
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Wikihow makes me sad yet it amuses me at the same time.

Sad because I know someone out there is reading guides like this and taking it as serious advice.

Amused because I know someone out there is reading guides like this and taking it as serious advice.
 

Aikouka

Lifer
Nov 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: dartworth
* Don't touch her bum. Keep your hands on her back.

I'd say give a nice squeeze as long as you don't think she'll mind... if she's in a "good mood", you might end up in a good mood.
 

Acanthus

Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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wait, you know i laughed at the whole thing because it just seems so unnatural, but what the hell is this?

" If it is just a friendly hug, don't hold on for more than 3 seconds and laugh when you let go."

I can just see it now...

"HAHAHAHAHAHA I HUGGED YOU LOL!"
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Step 9: SIIHPAPP

It's a sad world when there has to be a wiki for hugging a girl

What's even sadder is I know people who could benefit from reading that.
 

ryan256

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Jul 22, 2005
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Step 1. Place arms around girl.
Step 2. Squeeze.
Step 3. Enjoy the soft boobies pressed against your chest.
Step 4. ...
Step 5. Profit?
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: TridenTBoy3555
Wait, why is this being posted on Anandtech forums? Shouldn't this be posted on some CoolGuys forums?

you don't think we are cool?
 
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