how to increase facial hair development?

[futurefields]

my beard needs help, im 32 anything i can do?

 

[MongGrel]

Got me, my facial hair grows in faster than I want it to.

Stop trying to grow a beard ?

 

[dr150]

Shave your pubes and buy some glue. :thumbsup:

 

[amicold]

my beard needs help, im 32 anything i can do?

Heavily androgenic steroids

Everyone knows this.

 

[lxskllr]

Do manly things. Carry a knife, shave with a straight razor, drink whisky neat... When Odin deems you worthy, he'll bless you with a beard.

 

[Jimzz]

1: Don't be Asian
2: Be a man
3:...
4: OH YEA!!!

 

[SP33Demon]

Lift more.

 

[Red Squirrel]

For me, I just have to not shave for a bit. Heck if I go out in the evening I usually have to shave again if I shaved early that day.

I've never actually tried a full beard though, even when I go camping I usually shave when I get up. I should try it, I'm turning 30 this year, maybe I can grow a red beard as a mid life crisis thing and buy a boat. Call me Captain Red Beard.

 

[MongGrel]

For me, I just have to not shave for a bit. Heck if I go out in the evening I usually have to shave again if I shaved early that day.

I've never actually tried a full beard though, even when I go camping I usually shave when I get up. I should try it, I'm turning 30 this year, maybe I can grow a red beard as a mid life crisis thing and buy a boat. Call me Captain Red Beard.

Never have really grown a full one myself, it usually annoys me and I cut it off at some point after a few weeks.

 

[John Connor]

Scrub your face in bat shit.

Not acceptable.

Perknose
Forum Director

 

[MongGrel]

Scrub your face in bat shit.

Moron.

Just. Stop.
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[Red Squirrel]

Never have really grown a full one myself, it usually annoys me and I cut it off at some point after a few weeks.

Yeah I don't like the feeling either, but guess it's just the thing of getting over the initial peach fuzz. I grew a mustache a few years ago for Movember and after a few days when it starts to get thicker it's not as bad.

If I left it grow without shaving at all I'd end up with a full blown neckbeard too. Considering it would be red, I wonder if that would qualify me as a red neck? lol.

 

[Stopsignhank]

1. Get a moose trap
2. Catch a moose
3. Shave the moose
4. Glue moose hair to your face.

Problem solved.

 

[herrjimbo]

Shave your legs. The hair will grow more quickly elsewhere.


I could be wrong, however.

 

[JasonCoder]

Do manly things. Carry a knife, shave with a straight razor, drink whisky neat... When Odin deems you worthy, he'll bless you with a beard.

Exactly. Look at Dicaprio... whilst wrestling bears and roughing it on the frontier his ass grew a beard.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Be Armenian.

 

[Phynaz]

Be Armenian.

Hahahaha.

That comes with arm, leg, stomach, nose and ear hair.

But yes, I need to shave twice a day.

 

[midnight growler]

Take "hair, skin and nails" vitamins.

 

[BoomerD]

Rub sheep semen on your face. It worked wonders for waggy.

 

[squirrel dog]

"Take "hair, skin and nails" vitamins" + 2 . You are going to love the way you look . I guarantee it .

 

[Artdeco]

Be Armenian.

Heh, Armenian guy at work looks like a flipping bear with his shirt off.

 

[pete6032]

Not advisable for a woman to try growing a beard.

 

[Charmonium]

If you need a beard, try to find a girl who can really sell it. So, someone reasonably attractive who will hold your hand and kiss you in public. They don't have to be a full time escort or model. You just have to look like a believable couple.

This is the type of beard we're talking about, right? :whiste:

 

[Artdeco]

Prescription strength minoxidil cream to face, seriously.

 

[SKORPI0]

Rub sheep semen on your face. It worked wonders for waggy.

Ones own semen doesn't work?