How to kill a "Solar Powered Dancing Daisy"

[disappoint]

Use them for target practice. Act offended if they say they are not intended for that.

 

[Paladin3]

Put a few on the nightstand on your wife's side of the bed. Tell her you are running out of places to put them, and since she obviously likes them so well...

 

[Krazy4Real]

Best way to kill a "Solar Powered Dancing Daisy" is with a "Testosterone Powered Man".

Maybe you can find one in the neighborhood OP, because it sounds like you don't have any around the house.

LOL! this.

 

[AdamantC]

Pop one in the microwave for about 5-10 seconds and see if it fries the circuits.

 

[LTC8K6]

A shot of black spray paint ought to do it.

 

[BoomerD]

One of my neighbors has two of those...on the dashboard in her VW beetle. :roll:

 

[KeithTalent]

You should give her one of those singing wall fish for her birthday. Big Mouth Billy Bass is the one I would recommend.

KT

 

[Chaotic42]

Just tell her they aren't your style and that you appreciate the thought but you don't want them. This small conversation will go so much better and take so much less time than some crazy, elaborate lie.

Your problem and solution sound like one of those "According to Jim" or "Everybody Loves Raymond" episodes.

 

[OutHouse]

3 seconds in a microwave is enough to fry the board. no damage to be seen.

 

[jupiter57]

Seriously, just tell them you don't like them or need any more of them. I've said worse things to my family and they still love me (I think).

No, no they don't.

Tough luck, Dude.

 

[disappoint]

Stick an icepick in one with a note that says "NO MORE" and leave it on her doorstep.

 

[TridenT]

Oh!!

I saw this in a movie once.


you need to scorch the skies

LOL. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[mmntech]

Best way to kill a "Solar Powered Dancing Daisy" is with a "Testosterone Powered Man".

Maybe you can find one in the neighborhood OP, because it sounds like you don't have any around the house.

LOL, this for sure.

 

[Jeff7]

He's new here and doesn't port often. Give him some time to soak up the Alky gamma big balls rays.

Wait a minute, gamma radiation has the tiniest wavelength of any......oooOOOoooohhhhh.

 

[Cheesemoo]

You should give her one of those singing wall fish for her birthday. Big Mouth Billy Bass is the one I would recommend.

KT

This is a great idea. send her one for every flower she has sent you...

 

[DrPizza]

Repaint them in a man-color, let's say... black. Re-gift them to your father-in-law on Father's Day.

 

[GundamW]

You should give her one of those singing wall fish for her birthday. Big Mouth Billy Bass is the one I would recommend.

KT

Solar Hula Girl might be cheaper:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Flip-Flap-S...6914?pt=Floral_Decor&var=&hash=item3cd1fbf022

 

[exdeath]

You let hoarders stuff your house with useless shit?

 

[Minerva]

This thread makes me sad. Then again this is ATOT so anything goes, right?

How about leave other people's **** alone! Does anyone respect that any more? So what I can think of a ton of *** people like here that I think is about as useful as tits on a bull. So ******* what...

so ******* what video link deleted

You may like the Bieber. Personally I can't stand him but that's my opinion. SFW (So ******* What!). Call the whambulance on this ****** ******* right now...

******* turkeys!

Just because it's ATOT does NOT mean anything goes - excessive profanity sure doesn't and you crossed into that terrirory.
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