How to pass gas with class?

[mundania]

How do you turn a potentially embarrasing situation into a simple fact of nature? A clever remark? Blame it on someone else? Pretend it's your shoe squeaking on the floor?

 

[b0mbrman]

Just do it quietly...little at a time

 

[Scouzer]

Spread your buttcheeks and release slowly. You can achieve this by leaning on a chair ever so slightly. Pretend your changing postures. If you are skinny you might be able to do it without sitting.

 

[yobarman]

just let errrr rip.

 

[aphex]

<< Just do it quietly...little at a time >>

 

[rgwalt]

Let it rip, and then yell out "yeah, thats right, I said it!"

Ryan

 

[Cosmickarma]

"Let it rip, and then yell out "yeah, thats right, I said it!""

ROFLMAO

 

[MrHappyMonkey]

gee... what an interesting topic we have here...

 

[5489]

look like ur sleeping, then let it out...
quickly pop ur head up and ask "who said that?"

 

[prodigy]

<< gee... what an interesting topic we have here... >>

 

[chiwawa626]

<< How to pass gas with class? >>


Blame it on the other guy.

 

[Nefrodite]

theres no way to do a little a t a time unless you know oyur farts are always odorless...truely doubtful just go to the nearest bathroom and let it rip

 

[MaxDSP]

beware of the SBD's...silent but deadly

I have fallen victim many, many....MANY times

 

[Linux23]

dude, just fart and drop a large book at the same time. when the smell shows up, just shout out loud, "who stinks!"

 

[abaez]

If you do it in a theatre do it right after a really loud battle scene or something loud. Everything gets quiet and just rip it. No one knows who did it (just the general area) and it's funny at the same time.

 

[Harvey]

Light a match. Do it carefully, and not too close to your own butt, or a big blue and orange flame will give you away. :Q

Warning... Do not try this without wearing at least your Jocky shorts, or you may add the aroma of singed hair to the equation.

 

[tigerbait]

just cough really loud and fart at the same time

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Light a match. Do i carefully, and not too close to your own butt, or a big blue and orange flame will give you away. :Q

Warning... Do not try this without wearing at least your Jocky shorts, or you may add the aroma of singed hair to the equation. >>








lol, just goes to prove boys will be boys,even when they're 60



<--departs from this room that's really getting stinky

 

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[bandXtrb]

ok baffled, how would you do it?

 

[kendogg]

<< Spread your buttcheeks and release slowly. You can achieve this by leaning on a chair ever so slightly. Pretend your changing postures. If you are skinny you might be able to do it without sitting. >>



This is my usual way of passin it.. its very easy and effective



<< just cough really loud and fart at the same time >>



ROFL>> I remember in elementary.. a kid named lorenzo farted while trying to fake his sneeze.. good idea but he sneezed first then farted after! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA omg memories

 

[Omegachi]

spread your cheeks and then pass wind. if you messed up, then you're screwed.

 

[yakko]

Just let it rip and say loudly " And if anyone else moves the girl get it."

 

[Kerouactivist]

Cup your hand and place it in front of your butt, then break wind into your hand, then open your hand right in front of an unsuspecting friends face and open your hand. Your friend will be pleasantly suprised!!

 

[udonoogen]

<< If you do it in a theatre do it right after a really loud battle scene or something loud. Everything gets quiet and just rip it. No one knows who did it (just the general area) and it's funny at the same time. >>



oh crap. i just woke up my roommate cuz i laughed too loud. LOL