How to pass gas with class?

[SiLEighTy]

<< Cup your hand and place it in front of your butt, then break wind into your hand, then open your hand right in front of an unsuspecting friends face and open your hand. Your friend will be pleasantly suprised!! >>




Oh man thats the best...

Or how about....

When your driving with friends, say its getting kinda cold, and roll up the windows, and lock them so the person at the window cant roll it down.

Next, turn on the Heater in your car to the hottest setting and also turn on the fan to the highest settings.

Next.. LET THAT BAD BOY RIPP. And i guratee your friends will hate you for the next week! Turning on the heater for some reason makes your fart more potent smelling then if you had the AC running instead of the Heater..

Have Fun!!

 

[Eli]

Uhh... hold it.. lol.

 

[bujuranks]

let it rip but beware of the SBD's...silent but deadly
I have fallen victim many, many....MANY times
lol, you are not the only one.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

LOUD AND PROUD! -show 'em attitude

 

[Geekbabe]

<< ok baffled, how would you do it? >>





I am female, we don't pass gas,at least we try not to in public and we sure don't discuss ways of raising it to an art form



I remember when my son was really small, couldn't have been much more than a year old, I was giving him a bath and all of a sudden the telltale sound of a huge fart emerged from the depths of the tub...lol, the great big smile on his face as he looked to me for my reaction was priceless !

Men and their fascination with flatulence starts early lol

 

[Nemesis77]

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<< ok baffled, how would you do it? >>



I am female, we don't pass gas >>



A-Ha! I know for a fact that that is not the case! I have been around girls long enough to know "the ugly truth".

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

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<< ok baffled, how would you do it? >>

I am female, we don't pass gas,at least we try not to in public and we sure don't discuss ways of raising it to an art form I remember when my son was really small, couldn't have been much more than a year old, I was giving him a bath and all of a sudden the telltale sound of a huge fart emerged from the depths of the tub...lol, the great big smile on his face as he looked to me for my reaction was priceless ! Men and their fascination with flatulence starts early lol >>




Usually women look for pets, in particular dogs. Then it is easy to say something like "Eww Rover I can't BELIEVE you did that!" Failing that, married women in public blame their husband, which serve the same function as pets in many instances

 

[Geekbabe]

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<< ok baffled, how would you do it? >>

I am female, we don't pass gas,at least we try not to in public and we sure don't discuss ways of raising it to an art form I remember when my son was really small, couldn't have been much more than a year old, I was giving him a bath and all of a sudden the telltale sound of a huge fart emerged from the depths of the tub...lol, the great big smile on his face as he looked to me for my reaction was priceless ! Men and their fascination with flatulence starts early lol >>




Usually women look for pets, in particular dogs. Then it is easy to say something like "Eww Rover I can't BELIEVE you did that!" Failing that, married women in public blame their husband, which serve the same function as pets in many instances >>





LOL, actually the blame the pet trick is something I've seen a lot of guys do

I can remember having some surgery and the docot announcing that I couldn't have any food until they heard bowel sounds and/or I had started passing gas, my now ex hubby says the look on my face was hysterical, like "ya right, I'm gonna cut one so you all can listen to it"

 

[veryape]

Hurry into a fetal position on your back and set it ablaze, nothing classier.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

easy 3 step method:

1) get married

2) have baby

3) say, "dang, we got the stinky baby!"



repeat if necessary