Red Squirrel
No Lifer
News sites are the worst for that. It's like a set of Russian nesting dolls, except they expand exponentially. I usually say "fuck that", and go look at something else.
It's insane how bloated they are. I just want to read a freaking article, they need to get better webmasters. So much garbage javascript. Recipe sites are bad too... really most sites are now. I hate doing any kind of online research on any subject because like every site I land on is going to have some form of javascript annoyance. If yo use noscript you need to allow like 40 domains before the page even loads. Becomes a huge chore.
Someone (preferably in a country that the US has no power over so they don't get DMCAed) should make a crawler that regularly crawls all the internet and regenerates websites in a clean wikipedia like format. I don't even care if there's ads as long as they arn't annoying. Essentially it would be a giant wiki containing all textual info from most websites.