Originally posted by: tfinch2
Antifreeze flavored tuna.
I was waiting to see that.
And wtf is with all the greenpeace dorks and their "Don't be cruel, take the cat in and love it."
Personally, I hate cats (and I have one - well my wife does). They are annoying, foul creatures that do nothing in a home and waste space. And as for the folks that say "well let your cat outside then..." THAT'S the cruel part, as then your cat does things like the OP had to deal with because they're FOUL ANNOYING CREATURES.
Trapping and relocating an animal will NOT get you arrested. Especially if you trap it and contact the SPCA to have them remove it.
And to those of you who have cats, STOP letting your cats outside. They will either spawn (since you probably never bothered to have your animal fixed), get into other people's properties, get run over (oh boo hoo hoo), or spread filth and disease.