How To Save Your Ass If You Plan To Visit Wisconsin

[obiwaynekenobi]

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9) Don't try to fake a Wisconsin accent. We don't have an accent. That
will incite a riot and you will get your ass kicked.

13) So you think we're quaint or losers because most of us live on the
farm or in the woods? That's because we have enough sense to not live in
filthy, smelly, crime-infested cesspools like New York or LA. Make fun
of our fresh air and we'll kick your ass.

15) The Green Bay Packers are not a joke. God created the greatest
football dynasty ever and placed it in Green Bay. Any jokes about the
Packers or Vince Lombardi will result in a severe and unrelenting ass
kicking.
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Actully wiscosinites do hav an accent. I lived there for three years. I have it I don't use it because it makes you sound pathetic.

The loyatly to The green bay packers are sadly pathetic I nearly got my butt kicked just for saying that football was stupid.

and if you think that a milk farm is "Freash air" it's because you drink too much and you smoke too much and you can't smell or taste anymore.

 

[killmeplease]

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9) Don't try to fake a Wisconsin accent. We don't have an accent. That
will incite a riot and you will get your ass kicked.

13) So you think we're quaint or losers because most of us live on the
farm or in the woods? That's because we have enough sense to not live in
filthy, smelly, crime-infested cesspools like New York or LA. Make fun
of our fresh air and we'll kick your ass.

15) The Green Bay Packers are not a joke. God created the greatest
football dynasty ever and placed it in Green Bay. Any jokes about the
Packers or Vince Lombardi will result in a severe and unrelenting ass
kicking.
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Actully wiscosinites do hav an accent. I lived there for three years. I have it I don't use it because it makes you sound pathetic.

The loyatly to The green bay packers are sadly pathetic I nearly got my butt kicked just for saying that football was stupid.

and if you think that a milk farm is "Freash air" it's because you drink too much and you smoke too much and you can't smell or taste anymore. >>



You got your ass kicked, didn't you.

 

[Texmaster]

<< what is a water bubbler? >>



Its what Cheese Heads in Wisconsin attempt to call a WATER FOUNTAIN

Ugh, I went to college in Milwaukee. This crap was almost unbearable.

Milwaukee is the Northern most suberb of Chicago

 

[killmeplease]

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<< what is a water bubbler? >>



Its what Cheese Heads in Wisconsin attempt to call a WATER FOUNTAIN

Ugh, I went to college in Milwaukee. This crap was almost unbearable.

Milwaukee is the Northern most suberb of Chicago >>



A Texan making fun of dialect?

And you moved to TX because............................... the insects didn't get large enough for you?


We could throw insults back and forth all night about ANYPLACE.

 

[Texmaster]

A great example of the stupidity of cheeseheads.

A friend of mine lived up close to Green Bay for a few years while his dad was in the service.

Now I knew Cheeseheads were not the brightest pennies in the bank, but he wanted to prove it to me. We passed a house that was white un the upper part but new green paint was about 7 feeting high all the way around the house.

"Look at that" he said.

I said "So what? "The guy is probably going to finish it tomorrow, its late"

"you dont get it" he said, "Its been like that for a year. The moron only painted as high as he could reach."


We have a Winner!

 

[Texmaster]

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<< what is a water bubbler? >>



Its what Cheese Heads in Wisconsin attempt to call a WATER FOUNTAIN

Ugh, I went to college in Milwaukee. This crap was almost unbearable.

Milwaukee is the Northern most suberb of Chicago >>



A Texan making fun of dialect?

And you moved to TX because............................... the insects didn't get large enough for you?


We could throw insults back and forth all night about ANYPLACE. >>



You boys take the cake.

And I was born and raised in Texas

And after college I apprecaited it even more than I ever thought possible!

 

[Kilrsat]

<< Its what Cheese Heads in Wisconsin attempt to call a WATER FOUNTAIN >>



In the parks there is this object... a piece of art if you will, shoots out water in many different ways.. hmm, sounds like a water fountain.

Now I don't want to go around drinking out of that giant fountain in the park so I need something else.

Ahh yes, I can go over to that thing in the wall... water comes bubbling out of it in a nice manner that makes it easy to drink from... hmm what should we call this? Yes... a Bubbler!

See, you drink from bubblers and observe water fountains. You must be crazy to think otherwise.

 

[killmeplease]

<< A great example of the stupidity of cheeseheads.

A friend of mine lived up close to Green Bay for a few years while his dad was in the service.

Now I knew Cheeseheads were not the brightest pennies in the bank, but he wanted to prove it to me. We passed a house that was white un the upper part but new green paint was about 7 feeting high all the way around the house.

"Look at that" he said.

I said "So what? "The guy is probably going to finish it tomorrow, its late"

"you dont get it" he said, "Its been like that for a year. The moron only painted as high as he could reach."


We have a Winner! >>



That doesn't compare to being in a bar in Houston and the locals having just one hell of a time catching cockroaches under a glass. This was done only to see which was larger than the other caught.

This rates as entertainment in TX.

 

[Texmaster]

<< That doesn't compare to being in a bar in Houston and the locals having just one hell of a time catching cockroaches under a glass. This was done only to see which was larger than the other caught.

This rates as entertainment in TX. >>



Hey THAT had a purpose

 

[Texmaster]

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<< Its what Cheese Heads in Wisconsin attempt to call a WATER FOUNTAIN >>



In the parks there is this object... a piece of art if you will, shoots out water in many different ways.. hmm, sounds like a water fountain.

Now I don't want to go around drinking out of that giant fountain in the park so I need something else.

Ahh yes, I can go over to that thing in the wall... water comes bubbling out of it in a nice manner that makes it easy to drink from... hmm what should we call this? Yes... a Bubbler!

See, you drink from bubblers and observe water fountains. You must be crazy to think otherwise. >>



You guys are the ONLY one who calls it that out of 49 states. Take the hint

And if it is a bubbler, where are the bubbles?

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Wisconsin?!?!? Minnesooooota?!?!!?!? BAH!

Everybody knows that Arkansas is God's country!

/em pulls up flame retardant jammies... BRING IT ON!!!

JK... Actually, I am planning a trip up to both Wisconsin and Minnesota this summer and I am looking forward to it. BTW, I will take care and print off the rule sheet before travelling up there.

 

[Kilrsat]

<< You guys are the ONLY one who calls it that out of 49 states. Take the hint >>


We got the hint... 49 states have a lot of catching up to do

 

[killmeplease]

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<< Its what Cheese Heads in Wisconsin attempt to call a WATER FOUNTAIN >>



In the parks there is this object... a piece of art if you will, shoots out water in many different ways.. hmm, sounds like a water fountain.

Now I don't want to go around drinking out of that giant fountain in the park so I need something else.

Ahh yes, I can go over to that thing in the wall... water comes bubbling out of it in a nice manner that makes it easy to drink from... hmm what should we call this? Yes... a Bubbler!

See, you drink from bubblers and observe water fountains. You must be crazy to think otherwise. >>



You guys are the ONLY one who calls it that out of 49 states. Take the hint

And if it is a bubbler, where are the bubbles? >>



My family is from SE MN. They call it a bubbler there too. It's spreading.

 

[Texmaster]

<< We got the hint... 49 states have a lot of catching up to do >>



hahaha that was good



<< My family is from SE MN. They call it a bubbler there too. It's spreading. >>



Nooooooo

 

[killmeplease]

<< Wisconsin?!?!? Minnesooooota?!?!!?!? BAH!

Everybody knows that Arkansas is God's country!

/em pulls up flame retardant jammies... BRING IT ON!!!

JK... Actually, I am planning a trip up to both Wisconsin and Minnesota this summer and I am looking forward to it. BTW, I will take care and print off the rule sheet before travelling up there. >>



AK is the only state that I've seen grits @ McDonalds. McGrits anyone?

I LOVED the fishing there. 12Lb Bass. Joy

 

[Kilrsat]

<< My family is from SE MN. They call it a bubbler there too. It's spreading. >>


See, everyone is coming around... just give it time and soon everyone will be under our control! Err... use our verbage, yeah, that's what I meant

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

AK is the only state that I've seen grits @ McDonalds. McGrits anyone?

Its AR.

Yep, the fishin' is perty good here.

We call it a soda or use the name Coke here for a generic term for all sodas. LOL

 

[Texmaster]

Ok, my secret weapon slam....the PACKERENA!

Ugh the most annoying Packer song in HISTORY! And to top it off, the two guys wrote it did so in True Green Bay fashion, drunk in a Cabin close to da UP ya.

I covered this for local news in Milwaukee you can't deny it!

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Oh yeah, and for those who don't know it... GRITS RULE!!

 

[killmeplease]

<< Ok, my secret weapon slam....the PACKERENA!

Ugh the most annoying Packer song in HISTORY! And to top it off, the two guys wrote it did so in True Green Bay fashion, drunk in a Cabin close to da UP ya.

I covered this for local news in Milwaukee you can't deny it! >>



They got THEIR asses kicked HARD.

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

<< My company is headquartered in Wisconsin. I hate going there.

Wisconsin is home of the ugliest women on the planet. >>



Really? Because I've heard that Oakland is home to the ugliest men on the planet. :disgust:

Edit to add: that was solely and squarely aimed at CatfishHunter and no one else.

 

[Texmaster]

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<< Ok, my secret weapon slam....the PACKERENA!

Ugh the most annoying Packer song in HISTORY! And to top it off, the two guys wrote it did so in True Green Bay fashion, drunk in a Cabin close to da UP ya.

I covered this for local news in Milwaukee you can't deny it! >>



They got THEIR asses kicked HARD. >>



LOL

 

[Texmaster]

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<< My company is headquartered in Wisconsin. I hate going there.

Wisconsin is home of the ugliest women on the planet. >>



Really? Because I've heard that Oakland is home to the ugliest men on the planet. :disgust: >>



*Scooby Doo Voice* Ruh roh

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

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You got your ass kicked, didn't you. >>




By a bunch of drunkers that can barely pronouce there own when they are SOBER? I don't fricking think so.

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off because the natives are coming out of the wood work acting all offended..

PFFT you know what to those grew up and still live there. this isn't funny because you don't see it. But to those like myself to who moved there and didn't grow up there it's true. it's very true.

Sad patehtic and stupid but it's true. There are businesses who BUY beer for there employees two hours b efore closing time. I worked at a place in Eau Claire who The boss REGUALLRY about once a month bought BEER for everyone in the building.
I don't drink I was the only one n ot drunk. I was the only one who didn't start up EVERY conversation come football season about the packers. I'm sorry you make get pissed and offended but it's true you all have accents (you stretch your o'e a's and e's when you talk) and it's pronouced "wi-son-sin' NOT 'wee-scon-son' The packers aren't the best thing on a monday night the "pack attack" isn't good show and you have "bubblers" as you call them theya re "water fountins because drinking the tap water tastes like cow crap!

 

[killmeplease]

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You got your ass kicked, didn't you. >>




By a bunch of drunkers that can barely pronouce there own when they are SOBER? I don't fricking think so.

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off because the natives are coming out of the wood work acting all offended..

PFFT you know what to those grew up and still live there. this isn't funny because you don't see it. But to those like myself to who moved there and didn't grow up there it's true. it's very true.

Sad patehtic and stupid but it's true. There are businesses who BUY beer for there employees two hours b efore closing time. I worked at a place in Eau Claire who The boss REGUALLRY about once a month bought BEER for everyone in the building.
I don't drink I was the only one n ot drunk. I was the only one who didn't start up EVERY conversation come football season about the packers. I'm sorry you make get pissed and offended but it's true you all have accents (you stretch your o'e a's and e's when you talk) and it's pronouced "wi-son-sin' NOT 'wee-scon-son' The packers aren't the best thing on a monday night the "pack attack" isn't good show and you have "bubblers" as you call them theya re "water fountins because drinking the tap water tastes like cow crap! >>



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Edited for spelling. I don't want to draw anymore Oakland wrath with bad grammar.