How to sell your '93 Volvo

[Miramonti]

Buy My Volvo

'Fapcaps is extra.'

As seen in original local ad placed in Sweden.

 

[n7]

my god that is epic :awe:

 

[akahoovy]

That was pretty well done, lol.

 

[SSSnail]

Michael Bay should hire that dude to do the filming directions.

 

[Broheim]

you just have to market it towards Canadians, all Volvos are møøse proof.

 

[TROLLERCAUST]

you just have to market it towards Canadians, all Volvos are mööse proof.

FTFY.

Mööse can be really scary when they run across the road. A huge beast suddenly appears out of the forest when you're driving 100km/h with very little time to react. Gives you a nice addrenaline rush. Reindeer are different. They just like to stand in the middle of the road and not give a fuck, plus they're cute. :wub:

 

[Mayne]

No one wants a 21 year old volvo unless it was driven once by a grandma.

 

[Blackjack200]

No one wants a 21 year old volvo unless it was driven once by a grandma.

heh, that Volvo's old enough to drink.

 

[xanis]

I've never wanted a '93 Volvo so much. :awe:

 

[NoCreativity]

That's awesome

However, I'm more tempted to buy Josh Freese's Volvo.

 

[JulesMaximus]

That's awesome

However, I'm more tempted to buy Josh Freese's Volvo.

:thumbsup: This one is pretty good too.

http://www.autoevolution.com/news/man-ask-daughter-to-pose-next-to-datsun-to-sell-on-ebay-52410.html

 

[Eug]

Hepatitis B?

 

[EliteRetard]

I really needed somebody like that to make an ad for my cars.
I had two mid 90's cars that I had to sell for dirt because I have no cameras, no software, and no skills. One of them was like new with only 54k miles on it.

I sold the one with 185k miles in a month or two, the really nice one with 54k miles took nearly 3 years to sell (for the same price).

 

[ultimatebob]

Not bad, but this 1988 Dodge Aries commercial has it beat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nAj2KzJoK8

I hope that someone can find a better quality copy of this... the image quality got mangled when someone uploaded it to Youtube.

 

[Miramonti]

Not bad, but this 1988 Dodge Aries commercial has it beat:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nAj2KzJoK8

I hope that someone can find a better quality copy of this... the image quality got mangled when someone uploaded it to Youtube.

Over 85% of Aries owners have fixed address.

I wouldn't call that better than the OP's but I assume that claim would erroneously label me as biased.

 

[AMDZen]

:thumbsup: This one is pretty good too.

http://www.autoevolution.com/news/man-ask-daughter-to-pose-next-to-datsun-to-sell-on-ebay-52410.html

My lord !

She just oozes skankiness out of every orifice

 

[Red Squirrel]

That was awesome.