How to Spot a Masturbator

[AMDZen]

sweet

 

[shortylickens]

What can you do, rub the skin off your cock and bleed to death?

When I was in the Navy we were out at sea for almost 3 months straight and one dude managed to jerk off so much he ripped the skin a bit. Got an infection. Got drugs. Doc ordered him to stop masturbating. And then made an entry in his medical record.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Is that Trident on the right?

Oh snap...I was thinking it but I didn't want to say it .

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Is that Trident on the right?

LMAO, i was thinking the same thing.

 

[TridenT]

Aw... I look like the smug guy. Sad times, but... if you're dissin' on masturbating... you don't know what you're missing out on! :awe:

Damn, guys... even I was thinking that looked like me.

 

[gaidensensei]

:thumbsup:
Trident is pwning you guys, seriously.

in b4 froot loops

 

[PlasmaBomb]

a casual masturbator

Doesn't that cover about 99.99% of the worlds population?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

You forgot about non-living objects

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zRaPOzclI

ROFL!

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Wow, they just labeled most of asia as masturbators. Eye contact is not done there for ethical reasons.

This was too good to omit:

MASTURBATOR!

oversized sexual aids which give her that bloated, orange look.

I thought that was called fake tan...

 

[PlasmaBomb]

http://www.howtostopmasturbating.com/

In case ATOT has a problem...

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=29814161 (babe thread)

For those without a problem

 

[SphinxnihpS]

When I was in the Navy we were out at see for almost 3 months straight and one dude managed to jerk off so much he ripped the skin a bit. Got an infection. Got drugs. Doc ordered him to stop masturbating. And then made an entry in his medical record.

I meant off. I'm sure you meant sea.

...and WOW!

P.S. Best name of a losing team ever: Off to Men.

 

[Babbles]

That site is great!

 

[Firsttime]

No way that site is serious. Some of those comments on the stories are beyond priceless.

 

[CraigRT]

haha.... awesome

 

[thegimp03]

Marked for later.

 

[sandorski]

Now, how do we spot a pedophile? Isn't that more important? THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

I think I just found one.

 

[ShawnD1]

I think I just found one.

You don't think of the children when you jack off? :hmm:

 

[TehMac]

"Take sex away from people. Make it forbidden, evil. Limit it to ritualistic breeding. Force it to back up into suppressed sadism. Then hand the people a scapegoat to hate. Let them kill a scapegoat occasionally for cathartic release. The mechanism is ages old. Tyrants used it centuries before the word "psychology" was ever invented. It works, too".

R.A.H.

lol, that guy clearly doesn't have a degree in history. Maybe a P.hD in B.S.

 

[timosyy]

One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, “That smells like semen.” If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear."

/rage

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

OGC lol

 

[ultimatebob]

I like the "author's" Facebook page... he's a fan of Sarah Palin, Sean Hannity, Fox News, The Old Testament, The Tea Party, clowns, and The Colbert Report

He's got almost every Christian conservative stereotype covered!

 

[MrMatt]

OMFG. RAW CALLOUSED HANDS. HAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA how much would you have to jack off to tear the skin off your palms?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

...oversleeping... avoiding eye contact, messy beds... long steamy showers...

:sneaky:

 

[Fritzo]

Aw... I look like the smug guy. Sad times, but... if you're dissin' on masturbating... you don't know what you're missing out on! :awe:

Damn, guys... even I was thinking that looked like me.

That third guy looks like Harry Potter!

 

[Fritzo]

http://www.howtostopmasturbating.com/

In case ATOT has a problem...

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=29814161 (babe thread)

For those without a problem

I so want to click on that first link, but I don't want it in my history