How to tell if a female will get fat?

[RoloMather]

What's the best predictor of future female fatness?

 

[Anonemous]

Look at their mother?

 

[TheUnk]

ass size

 

[NFS4]

Sleep with her mother.

 

[Gothgar]

put an opened chocolate bar in front of her, but don't say a word

then fuck her mom

 

[OCGuy]

Ask her if she ever wants to get married. Clear indicator.

 

[Glitchny]

put an opened chocolate bar in front of her, but don't say a word

then fuck her mom

Solid logic here

 

[bctbct]

calves, thick is fat to follow.

 

[Alienwho]

Cankles are the number 1 indicator for fatties. If they are tree stumps, they are built for heavy lifting.

 

[dbk]

ankles.. wrists.. neck fat

 

[Xcobra]

Solid logic here

Made me lol nonetheless.

 

[Crono]

If she likes RoloMather, that is the strongest possible indicator on the planet

That or she'll starve herself in despair. Either one.

 

[Meghan54]

The mother is the best predictor........

Absent that, the ankles never lie.

 

[Riceninja]

honestly, look at her calves. a lot of "skinny" chicks have big calves (like hayden panetierre) and thats a sign that shes gonna be a hefer eventually

 

[Rage187]

The mother is the best predictor........

Absent that, the ankles never lie.

this, plus she will look exactly like her mother one day, no matter what she looks like now.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

My dad always told me that if I want to know what a girlfriend will look like in 30 years, look at her mother.

 

[AreaCode707]

Look at exercise habits and history.

 

[RoloMather]

honestly, look at her calves. a lot of "skinny" chicks have big calves (like hayden panetierre) and thats a sign that shes gonna be a hefer eventually

Hmmm. . . so she's eventually going to balloon?

 

[0roo0roo]

her mum
her school days pics
early fatties = more fat cells even when weight is lost the extra fat cells remain, biding their time.

 

[Newbian]

Why waste time doing her mother when you can do both at once?

 

[0roo0roo]

Hmmm. . . so she's eventually going to balloon?

whats with people liking that short girl......

so much better

 

[waffleironhead]

Look at their mother?

this

 

[nonameo]

omg- both of those girls are super hot. Stop complaining.

 

[Squisher]

What's the best predictor of future female fatness?

Put her in a blender and blend to a puree. Put this mixture into a centrifuge and skim off the fat. Measure the amount of fat cells against the rest of the mixture and this should give you some insight.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Virgins worry about the strangest shit.