It'll probably be the guaranteed lung cancer from all the fumes/construction dust I've sniffed as a kid thanks to daddy's obssessive compulsive sanding/plastering for a year at a time multiple times.
Heart issues, whole family has high cholesterol and high bp. I'm in my early 30's and I'm already on statins. Mom had stroke at 52, Uncle died at 45 from heart attack, cousin just had triple bypass at 40 :\
The way America is going, I'm probably gonna crack and go vigilante on Mexican drug dealers in my home town. Will likely get gunned down immediately as they make a living from killing people who get in their way.
I want a death by misadventure
Wanna die face down in some dude's pool
Not gonna kick in my sleep lyin on my dentures
When I die Jack it's gonna be real cool!
I wish Kevorkian could still legally assist people in suicide. I would have signed up years ago. Go to sleep, then get the injection. Painless. Sounds good to me. I bought a gun to kill myself, but I'm too chickenshit to pull the trigger. I'd rather have someone else do it for me without hesitation.
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