How will you die?

[HamburgerBoy]

I wish Kevorkian could still legally assist people in suicide. I would have signed up years ago. Go to sleep, then get the injection. Painless. Sounds good to me. I bought a gun to kill myself, but I'm too chickenshit to pull the trigger. I'd rather have someone else do it for me without hesitation.

asl? Wanna suicide pact bro?

 

[ScottSwing]

I wish Kevorkian could still legally assist people in suicide. I would have signed up years ago. Go to sleep, then get the injection. Painless. Sounds good to me. I bought a gun to kill myself, but I'm too chickenshit to pull the trigger. I'd rather have someone else do it for me without hesitation.

Why not live?

 

[Perknose]

Hopefully in a cool way, like by firing squad or something. Can you add firing squad to the poll?

KT

Somehow when you mentioned "firing squad" I imagined a veritable army of middle level managers marching up to your cubicle, taking careful aim at you with their personal staplers, and bellowing in unison, "You're redundant*, cinema boy!" :awe:







* #5b

 

[Locut0s]

Given my family genetic history I'll have to go with Cancer. Grandfather has it, and a great-uncle died early of bone cancer. I think there are other cases too. And statistically heart failure is the most likely I guess. I've lost a lot of weight but all those years when I was overweight probably did some damage. Given my life long history of anxiety and depression and family history on my mother's side (uncle committed suicide) I guess I can't rule out suicide but that's not something that I ever take seriously.

 

[Locut0s]

Heart failure after snorting multiple lines of blow off a hooker's ass.

Come on ATOT, you're slacking!

Actually with the crazy amount of running you do I'd keep heart failure on the list. No insult intended, not trying to say anything negative just trying to stick to the macabre topic. :awe:

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Actually with the crazy amount of running you do I'd keep heart failure on the list. No insult intended, not trying to say anything negative just trying to stick to the macabre topic. :awe:

Haha, actually I wouldn't doubt it. I plan to go out via heart attack one of three ways at age 95:

Shuffling across the finish line of a 10k and winning my age group
Skydiving and freaking the hell out before I get to pull the chute
Balls deep in a 25 year old vixen, Hugh Hefner style

 

[IGBT]

I wish Kevorkian could still legally assist people in suicide. I would have signed up years ago. Go to sleep, then get the injection. Painless. Sounds good to me. I bought a gun to kill myself, but I'm too chickenshit to pull the trigger. I'd rather have someone else do it for me without hesitation.

I hear Kevorkian wants to open up a indoor shooting range. You can rent a gun and enter your own private stall and have at it.

 

[Locut0s]

I hear Kevorkian wants to open up a indoor shooting range. You can rent a gun and enter your own private stall and have at it.

Sure would suck to be the janitor at that place!

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

asl? Wanna suicide pact bro?

fuck yea bro lets meat up

 

[zinfamous]

lol at:

--Organ failure (none of the above)

:hmm:

 

[zinfamous]

fuck yea bro lets meat up

:hmm:

yea bro lets meat up

:hmm:

bro, lets meat up

lets meat up

D:

 

[EMPshockwave82]

voted heart failure due to a stressful, long hour, shift work style job

 

[Zebo]

My guess is step on ice and fall threw and can't get out. This has happened to me twice when duck hunting but I'm young now and barley got out. Definitely an accident since I've almost bit the dust a lot this way. I've also been shot and close to death in 4wheeling and motorcycle accidents/

 

[Zebo]

I hear Kevorkian wants to open up a indoor shooting range. You can rent a gun and enter your own private stall and have at it.

To bloody. I'd prefer getting some potassium chloride (like Kevorkian would do) and inject it. Heart locks up and loved ones gets to see you nicely.

 

[mrjminer]

Could open up one with bathtubs, target is the drain. Easy cleanup

 

[Colt45]

Presumably some sort of cardiological problem, or cancer, seeing as they're the top two killers in the developed world.

 

[pcgeek11]

2 chicks at once..... ()

Most probably Heart failure, runs in the family. :\

Pics...

 

[l0cke]

Someone's going to kill me. Either hired assassin, or an accident.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Raped to death by a gorilla. Or heart disease.

 

[JJChicken]

Death by Snoo Snoo.

 

[mk]

Heart failure, cancer (both run in the family) or suicide most likely.

 

[amdhunter]

loneliness.

 

[dpodblood]

Liver failure.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

loneliness.

This.

 

[compbuilder00]

hopefully in way that causes my shadow to burned into the ground ie A-Bomb