How would you mod Santa's sleigh?

[John Connor]

Little late creating this thread, but I was on a nice glorious vacation. Anyway....


If you were the head tech elf what would you do to deck out Santa's sleigh?
Being a really big tech/radio communications/aviation dork I'd do the following:

Give the sleigh a GPWS (Ground Proximity Warning System)
TCAS is a must (Traffic Collision & Alert System)
Night vision/infrared viewing capability.
A SDR (Software Defined Radio) transceiver radio so he can tune any frequency in any band as he hops from one airspace to the next in each country.
A SATCOM to talk to the North pole and NORAD.
VR goggles integrated with an augmented reality suit to facilitate in the taking off and landing on roof tops.
A satellite Internet connection to stream North pole Christmas radio
And last, but not least. A mini fridge stocked with Jack Daniel's. ROFL

 

[Ns1]

Vtec stickers
AEM CAI
Greddy exhaust

 

[lxskllr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U3iXXXRPjI

 

[sdifox]

Amazon prime

 

[John Connor]

Amazon prime

Add a rice cooker?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Chip Foose to do one off reindeer.

 

[IronWing]

truck nuts

 

[BoomerD]

Star Trek transporter.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I was going to say T-Shirt Gun...but I think the transporter idea is better.

 

[ultimatebob]

Flares, Chaff, and active radar jamming systems. You don't want some trigger happy fighter pilot in Russia ruining your day.

 

[BxgJ]

Star Trek transporter.

/thread

 

[BarkingGhostar]

 

[Red Squirrel]

ADS-B transponder too, so I can track him with my antenna. LOL

Wonder what his tail number would be... C-HOHOHO? On similar note, H0H0H0 is actually a valid postal code, and it's for Santa.

One of those emergency slides would be fun too. And JATO rocket system. Give poor Rudolf a bit of a break.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Needs warp drive....

 

[Exterous]

I'll bet a tardis would come in handy

 

[deustroop]

Did anyone mention a shitter ? Needed badly, if his arrival here last year is any indication. Could hook up to the satellite ISP and be an IOT point.lol

Seriously, that rig also needs a Lockheed Martin super heterodyne AN/ALR-56M radar warning receiver slaved to electronic countermeasures equipment, like Northrop Grumman's AN/ALQ-131 because, as ultimatebob mentioned, there are party poopers and jokesters everywhere.

 

[Ken g6]

Personally, I wouldn't want to issue it any warnings or infractions.

Did anyone mention a shitter ?

That's not a bad idea, though, to avoid having any instances of thread crapping.

 

[brianmanahan]

spinnaz

 

[RaistlinZ]