How would you react if you saw this on your keyboard?

[XZeroII]

Step 1: ...???
Step 2: Buy a new keyboard.

 

[Canai]

That's why I have a can of compressed air next to my computer. I'd freeze the fucker and then study it like a nerd.

 

[spunkz]

i'd burn the house down

 

[meltdown75]

i'd scream like a sissy and run, and come back with a hockey stick

 

[ballmode]

get the gloves and DUKE IT OUT!

 

[alkemyst]

so finding these is not normal?

 

[Nik]

I'd bash the shit out of my keyboard until it stopped twitching!

 

[oddyager]

Originally posted by: Canai
That's why I have a can of compressed air next to my computer. I'd freeze the fucker and then study it like a nerd.

No way I'm doing that. After freezing the disgusting thing I'll take out my 9 and blast it to pieces while quipping, "hasta la vista, baby"

 

[FlashG]

I don?t know much about arachnids but a front door web from this thing would make a great deterrent. Are these things capable of affection?

 

[SonicIce]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
I for one welcome our new arachnid overlords.

lol! simpsons quote?

 

[FallenHero]

finish fapping


smash keyboard.

 

[mekon]

@sdifox: vaccum cleaner

and then ebay the vacuum cleaner

 

[mekon]

I like spiders. They eat flies and I hate flies. +1 for spiders for me at least.

 

[Whitecloak]

i would throw some jizz on it.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Whitecloak
i would throw some jizz on it.

A spider's mandibles are located close together at the front of the head, and are composed of a sturdy basal joint and an end-joint or claw which is slender and sharp-pointed, and which contains at its tip the outlet for the poison gland.

Sounds like something you really want to tease with your manhood.Fangs.

Reminds me of this NSFW French condom ad: http://www.enasha.com/article.php?id=2150.

 

[Arcadio]

I would slowly move away from it and then I would attempt to catch it with a bag or something.

 

[Demo24]

I'd just pick it up in my hand and go deposit it outside to go terrorize things out there.

 

[dennilfloss]

How about this? Would that startle you while on the throne if it suddenly crawled from behind the TP?

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/dennilfloss/spidertp.jpg

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
How about this? Would that startle you while on the throne if it suddenly crawled from behind the TP?

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/dennilfloss/spidertp.jpg

if he is messing with my brand new 3 ply...that mofo would be in trouble!


You guys crack me up with how afraid of spiders you are.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: Whitecloak
i would throw some jizz on it.

A spider's mandibles are located close together at the front of the head, and are composed of a sturdy basal joint and an end-joint or claw which is slender and sharp-pointed, and which contains at its tip the outlet for the poison gland.

Sounds like something you really want to tease with your manhood.Fangs.

Reminds me of this NSFW French condom ad: http://www.enasha.com/article.php?id=2150.

Now THAT'S some kinky shit!

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: dNor
I'd nuke it from orbit

If my wife saw that thing, I swear she'd jump high enough to be in orbit & she'd scream so loudly that it would disprove that sound can't travel through a vacuum.

edit: she's jumped from a moving vehicle before when a spider dropped from the top of the windshield down in front of her. She was the driver.