How would you react if you saw this on your keyboard?

[dennilfloss]

Would you be a man's man or would you scream and run in circles like a little girl?

 

[Ruptga]

I'd be a man's man and smash the thing with my bare fist, while cursing loudly of course.

 

[Vehemence]

I'd nuke it from orbit

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: dNor
I'd nuke it from orbit

The only way to be sure...

 

[Crono]

I would kill the thing, then scream "ewwww!" and run in circles like a little girl.

 

[mjh]

Originally posted by: Crono
I would kill the thing, then scream "ewwww!" and run in circles like a little girl.

Winner!

 

[daveymark]

It depends what is on the screen. if youpron, then I'd finish what I started, then I'd zip up my pants and address the current situation, usually with an odd combination of grunts, laughs and a blowtorch.

 

[sdifox]

vaccum cleaner

 

[chorb]

I slowly looked down at my keyboard, half expecting to see one there.

 

[rezinn]

I'd probably yell some curse words and then impale it on my pen.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss

Originally posted by: dNor
I'd nuke it from orbit

The only way to be sure...

the only way I'd do it. Fuck that thing. lol

what is it... I'm unpacking and too lazy right now to search what it is.

Most likely I'd freak out, then get a jar and force it inside, then dump him away from my house.

 

[Psynaut]

Krav Maga!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Shiver me timbers!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: chorb
I slowly looked down at my keyboard, half expecting to see one there.

slowly? i looked down and scooted back.

if i looked down and seen that. i woiuld most likely jump backwards out of my chair and run off screaming and call the police to come kill it...maybe hte marines .

 

[daniel1113]

Meh... big spiders like that don't scare me one bit. On the other hand, if it was one of these I'd run out of the room like a school girl, sell my apartment, and never return.

 

[Lumathix]

Would it be considered manly to delete a file? Because clearly that file is chopped!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I for one welcome our new arachnid overlords.

 

[Jeff7]

It would not be a particularly dignified response, I can say that much.

I don't really mind spiders, but something that big is a bit too close - and they do have venom. That's really my biggest concern. I'm not a fan of pain.

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: daniel1113
Meh... big spiders like that don't scare me one bit. On the other hand, if it was one of these I'd run out of the room like a school girl, sell my apartment, and never return.

What is that?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
It would not be a particularly dignified response, I can say that much.

I don't really mind spiders, but something that big is a bit too close - and they do have venom. That's really my biggest concern. I'm not a fan of pain.

i can stand pain. having RA and Fibro i deal with it daily. spiders? uh uh. even little fucking daddy long legs scare the shit out of me. i am like the worlds biggest pussy when it comes to spiders.

 

[dighn]

I'd jump and find the biggest and longest stick that I can find and smash it.
actually no I don't want spider juice over everything. I'll try to capture it with a jar and then apply burnination

 

[Insomniator]

Spiders are cool, I'd be more scared/grossed out after squishing it.

Prob get a cup and piece of cardboard or somethin and put him outside.

lol @ getting the marines to kill it

 

[sonambulo]

Well, I'd probably kill it from the sonic shockwave formed by whipping my dick out so fast. I'd still hit the body.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

I was expecting to see this

 

[boomerang]

A spider that big? I'd let it keep my keyboard and get a new one.