Human Leather...

[Perknose]

Human leather for sale? As long as I'm not directly involved, it's no skin off my nose.

 

[Gothgar]

Where does it come from?

Human leather is produced from skin sourced from normal everyday people. These people have bequeathed their skin to us prior to their death. There are a few areas of the body, (back and abdomen) that have uninterrupted skin coverage, and are therefore the best for processing into human leather.

D:

 

[destrekor]

Human leather for sale? As long as I'm not directly involved, it's no skin off my nose.

ay.
But it shall be.

Do be sure to keep the pores clean.

 

[alfa147x]

I'll wait till it hits slickdeals

 

[shortylickens]

Human leather for sale? As long as I'm not directly involved, it's no skin off my nose.

Are you Jewish, cuz that could be worth a lot of money.

 

[Perknose]

I'll wait till it hits sickdeals

Fixored. I got the 'l' out of there.

 

[waggy]

Probably fake like Manbeef.com back in the days (consumption of super luxurious human meat)

lol i remember that site. it was great before it got shut down. i would send people there all the time when we would have BBQ threads.

 

[MotionMan]

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!

Came here to post that.

MotionMan

 

[datwater]

Probably fake like Manbeef.com back in the days (consumption of super luxurious human meat)

This is precisely what I thought as soon as I clicked through. I loved directing people to that site

 

[OCGuy]

What color skin fetches the higher price?

/racetroll

 

[GuitarDaddy]

I'll make a shoehorn outta your skin
I'll make a lampshade of durable skin
And oh, don't you know that I'm always feelin' able
When I'm sittin' home and I'm carving out your navel

When will I realize that this skin I'm in
Hey, it isn't mine
And when will the kill be too much meat for me to hide on

Hey, I could really use a couple of hands
To complete one hell of a plant stand
Oh, and don't you know that I'm caught here in the middle
Making rib cages into coffee tables
I'm just makin' em into coffee tables

And when I realize that this skin I'm in
Hey, it isn't mine
And when will the thrill be too much meat for me to find anymore

Oh, because you know I can't hide
But oh how hard I try
But this is just the shape I'm in, oh yeah
And though you know I can't hide
But oh how hard I try
But this is just the shape I'm in

 

[ViviTheMage]

What is the cost of a Human Leather Wallet?

From Euros 9,000 onwards (USD$14,000 approx)

What is the cost of a Human Leather Belt?

From Euros 10,500 onwards (USD$15,750 approx)

What is the cost of a pair of Human Leather Shoes?

From Euros 18,000 onwards (USD$27,000 approx)

 

[slightlyhuman]

i is slow

 

[LtPage1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu

 

[pcslookout]

Hmm interesting thing maybe I should donate some of mine after I pass away so I can haunt some anandtech users!

 

[pcslookout]

Yes I know it is fake but if it wasn't I would have some serious thought about it.

 

[StageLeft]

Reminds me of bonsai kitten.