Humurous Job Titles

[manlymatt83]

Job Titles are getting way out of whack. What ever happened to Customer Service Agent?

Sir, thank you for calling <airline points program> today. Please allow me to transfer you to a "Professional Redemption Specialist" who can assist you further.

A redemption specialist is someone who, I guess, can professionally redeem my points out of my account for a free trip.

What other ones out there are there?

 

[homercles337]

Database Administrator.

 

[Engraver]

Chief Executive Officer

 

[krunchykrome]

I once worked at Fuddruckers for the winter;

My job title "Sales ambassador"

 

[Brainonska511]

In my high school, the deans were called administrative assistants, but isn't an administrative assistant a secretary?

 

[oboeguy]

"Fudge Packer". It cracks me up how people are bothered by this. Homophobia FTL!

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Sanitation Engineer

 

[SSSnail]

Well, instead of Tech Support, we have Technical Services Engineer.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: oboeguy
"Fudge Packer". It cracks me up how people are bothered by this. Homophobia FTL!

http://www.pics.bbzzdd.com/bet...rs/Dopefiend/fudge.jpg

 

[BrownTown]

My dad's job title is "nuclear fuels utilization specialist", I always thought that sounded kinda cool although his job is not cool at all .

 

[invidia]

McDonald's food preparation person = Chef Assistant Specalist
Grocery Bagger = Food Packing Engineer
Taxi Cab Driver = Limo Drivers
Janitor = Building Sanitation Engineer
Garbageman = Sanitation Engineer
Lawn Care = Turf Grass Specialist

 

[BrownTown]

Yeah I don't like how they add "engineer" to the end of alot of those, makes it sound like they actually have a degree.

 

[Nymphaea]

some dude works at a mailroom of a office to collect mail, send out letters/packages, etc. He calls himself "correspondence engineer." =p

 

[invidia]

Originally posted by: BrownTown
Yeah I don't like how they add "engineer" to the end of alot of those, makes it sound like they actually have a degree.

Well, I work in productions (I setup rooms for meetings and events for my school) and like to call myself a Facility Services Engineer.

 

[LS20]

Originally posted by: Brainonska511
In my high school, the deans were called administrative assistants, but isn't an administrative assistant a secretary?

personally i view secretary = serves 1 person
admin assst = serves a small department

 

[pontifex]

I worked in the kitchen of a nursing home in HS and my title was Nutritional Services Assistant or something like that.

 

[teclis1023]

"Mac Genius"

 

[Drakkon]

A girl i met is a Family and consumer sciences teacher (or for those of us who grew up in the 80's home economics) - thought it was a bit fancy of a title to give to a class about cooking and balancing the checkbook

 

[LeetViet]

I haven't personally seen any but Tobias' "Analrapist" scene pops into my head.

 

[Anubis]

my title is pretty funny im a " Shrinkage Technician"

 

[Regs]

Basketball and baseball players....who make 250 million dollars every 3-6 years,

 

[Quasmo]

Some dude on set went and got a bunch of weeds (not pot) for our set dressing, we gave him the title, "Weed Wrangler"

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Fuel delivery specialist = gas jockey

 

[Mucho]

We have: Technical Specialist

 

[kranky]

At a convention, I met a guy whose business card said he was a "Product Evangelist". And I once had the misfortune to have to sit through a video featuring some guy who described his job as "Visual Futurist".