Humurous Job Titles

[blackllotus]

Not to hate on housewives but "domestic engineer"

 

[Fenryl]

There's a title here at the company flying about for Assistant Product Manager.

Though we just shorten it and call them the "Ass. Prod. Man's"

 

[mattocs]

I am a master of the custodial arts...or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: BrownTown
Yeah I don't like how they add "engineer" to the end of alot of those, makes it sound like they actually have a degree.

And "drive" a train.

 

[Jeff7]

Well it's not a job title, but it's stupid anyway. Called up Kmart recently, and their new thing is, "Thank you for calling Kmart, what can I help you discover today?"

Yeah, damn, that's really going to make me want to shop there. Kmart, however much you paid someone to come up with that, it was too much.



And Opus addressed this a long time ago. (Well, ok, "Bloom County.") He was a trash collector, or a "sanitation engineer," something like that.

The wording isn't exact, but the point is there:
Milo: "You're a garbageman?"
Opus: "If you please, I'm a 'sanitation engineer.'"
"You collect garbage!!"
"Milo, what did Reagan call his illegal arms shipments to Iran?"
"'Goodwill gifts.'"
"I'm a "sanitation engineer.'"