President Obama has declared NYC a lost cause, and has ordered the Army to seal its residents within the city borders. Kurt Russell was not available for comment.
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In real news, President Obama has declared New York state a major disaster, opening up federal aid to the affected communities.
You must be lying. Over in P&N we've determined that Sandy was a non-event :awe:Well....that was a pretty terrifying night on Long Island.
Power went out around 6. Electrical explosions and fires started shortly thereafter, went on throughout the night, didnt get much sleep. Felt like I was in a disaster movie...crazy.
Trees down everywhere, almost no one I know has power or heat. Lucky that I live inland and didnt get any flooding, a lot of my friends have it a lot worse.
Gonna party like its 1799 for the next few weeks.
You must be lying. Over in P&N we've determined that Sandy was a non-event :awe:
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2279731
MTA has no timetable for service coming back on LIRR/Metro North/Subway. Saying damage is worse than anything they've ever experienced.
talk about overhyped storm... (at least for my area).
i'm just glad i didn't lose power. neither did anyone i know.
Honey, are you sure we parked our oil tanker on the shore? I don't remember parking that there.There is oil on Staten Island!
Well, there is a tanker on Staten Island...
http://www.businessinsider.com/tanker-washes-up-staten-island-photo-hurricane-sandy-storm-2012-10