I accidentally bought female pants

[BladeVenom]

Find a matching purse.

 

[Spungo]

Accident? So the bra and panties on the adjacent rack didn't give you a clue??

It's called a manzier

 

[tokie]

Accident? So the bra and panties on the adjacent rack didn't give you a clue??

It was a sporting goods store, surrounded by unisex clothing/backpacks.

 

[nickbits]

You have to be pretty oblivious to not recognize women's sizes

 

[CZroe]

Sweat pants.

Ah. I read it as "sweet."

 

[Imp]

I'm a size 11 petite or size 10 regular female... Looked it up, eff off.

 

[Lonyo]

Eh? Size 12 isn't fat.

http://www.bodyandsoul.com.au/fitness/training+tips/what+size+12+looks+like,10353

12 US is fat.
12 UK isn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clothing_sizes#Women
UK 12 = US 8.

US 12 = UK 16

 

[SagaLore]

What would ATOT do?

Never give up good pants. You should surgically address the crotch area to make them fit more comfortably.

 

[WelshBloke]

Ah. I read it as "sweet."

it reads much better as sweet!

12 US is fat.
12 UK isn't.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clothing_sizes#Women
UK 12 = US 8.

US 12 = UK 16

Meh, even then UK 16 can just be a bit tubby depending on build. Its not exactly land whale territory.

 

[pelov]

 

[_Rick_]

If it's tight, that just means it makes your packaeg appear fuller and make it stand out more. Wear those baddies to the gym, and give everyone a glimpse.

Make sure to wear the thong, as recommended.

 

[Mixolydian]

Every time I see the thread title I keep thinking it says "parts"

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

cut off your penis

 

[Scotteq]

"Accidentally" used the wrong vending machine, huh....

 

[Kadarin]

The correct solution here is for you to seek sex reassignment surgery and start popping the estrogen pills.