I thought you were married to porn and don’t have time for a real relationship with a real woman.Married life is awesome.
If I ever find a woman I'll be sure to look for you as an example.
Just tell them they can get toned and then they'll clamor to do it.If that implies you'll be doing yard work I doubt most wives would complain (much)
Got mine a mailbox one Christmas. Best gift ever.😀 The set of steak knives, not so much.Being the wonderful husband I am...I bought my wife a chain saw for Mother's Day one year.
This is the wayMarried life is awesome.
If I ever find a woman I'll be sure to look for you as an example.
My wife asked me if I could "put those in a bowl" and gestured to the box. I, being the loving person I am, happy helped her outView attachment 57698
Dude, you're never going to make it with that attitude.That's woman's work.
The trick to happy marriage is you buy the biggest most comfortable sofa you can find. This has worked well for me though my wife has commented that I enjoy sleeping on the sofa more. I think she's onto my scheme.
And you are still alive? LOL 😂
Nah - no good sleeping couch, no kids. She's used to it and actually chuckled. Besides, after 21 years, its on her at this point because she stuck around (which I also point out to her)This only works in a marriage if you are a dad too., Dad jokes are ok, being a smartass with no kids, not so much.
That sounds like a good tat for my FUPA!Dude, you're never going to make it with that attitude.
"It is a woman's pleasure."
BAR HAR HARMy wife asked me if I could "put those in a bowl" and gestured to the box. I, being the loving person I am, happy helped her outView attachment 57698
Apparently my girlfriend feels the same. She told me she absolutely loves Cheez-Its so when I was at the grocery store I texted her if she wanted any. She said hell no she was avoiding them. The girl is fit. I guess she thinks they can un-fit her.If you like seeing a fat wife who might expire sooner, feed them the likes of Cheez-it.
As a sugar connoisseur, such crappy starch foods never interested me.