I am having trouble purchasing.....

[JEDIYoda]

I use to purchase Extra Extra large condoms from a place called ExtraExtraLargeCondoms.com I had them shipped from Russia by the palate! It seems to have gone out of business. Any suggestions?
I am only asking because from reading other threads I am guessing there at tons of guys in these forums with the same problem......

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Christ, even I can make a better thread at midnight when intoxicated that doesn't relate to stupid ironic puns of someone with a small dick.

 

[BoomerD]

Why would you have condoms on your palate?

 

[BD231]

Being a condom thread im sure you purchase prostitutes all the time which is fine and all but i have a serious question .... Jedi, brodie ... can you teach me how to find a woman who isn't a prostitute ? Ive been looking for 2 years now and it seems to me every woman is a prostitute ..... I am deeply sadened by this. Almost as saddened as you are by your inability to find massive condoms .... where tf do u find women who aren't prostitutes

 

[LevelSea]

Why would you have condoms on your palate?

He prefers safe oral sex? Or just likes the taste of latex.

 

[gorcorps]

The site is still up, they just must have banned your IP because they knew you didn't need them and figured you couldn't have been up to any good.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You're doing it wrong. They go over your penis, not over your head.

FTR-I haven't worn a condom since the early 90s.

 

[JEDIYoda]

You're doing it wrong. They go over your penis, not over your head.

But that's only for a good head job..........

 

[Exterous]

Plastic bag + zip tie = problem solved

You're doing it wrong. They go over your penis, not over your head.

FTR-I haven't worn a condom since the early 90s.

Is that when she chopped it off?