- Feb 25, 2004
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Fiance cooks, I wash the dishes. Its a good system because I can't really cook.
But given the same amount of dishes...she totally owns me on the time it takes to do them. I HATE washing the dishes, yet I become anal about it...scrapping tiny food particles food off and rewashing until I'm sure its clean. And yet, when she washes them they seem to come out just as well. The only explaination is some how her increased amount of estrogen wills the food bits to fly off all on their own.
On a related note: We've instituted a new "one day I cook and she washes the dishes" day. Its worked out well so far, last week I got fairly drunk before I started cooking and I actually found the entire experience enjoyable. Now, whether I would have found toliet scrubbing or other things enjoyable at that level of intoxication remains to be seen. And it might not be a good idea mixing booze with knives, hot ovens and inexperience. Regardless, I plan to drink heavily before cooking sausage and egg mc-jesse-bagels tonight.
But don't worry, I was sure to let the dishes pile up in anticipation of today.
But given the same amount of dishes...she totally owns me on the time it takes to do them. I HATE washing the dishes, yet I become anal about it...scrapping tiny food particles food off and rewashing until I'm sure its clean. And yet, when she washes them they seem to come out just as well. The only explaination is some how her increased amount of estrogen wills the food bits to fly off all on their own.
On a related note: We've instituted a new "one day I cook and she washes the dishes" day. Its worked out well so far, last week I got fairly drunk before I started cooking and I actually found the entire experience enjoyable. Now, whether I would have found toliet scrubbing or other things enjoyable at that level of intoxication remains to be seen. And it might not be a good idea mixing booze with knives, hot ovens and inexperience. Regardless, I plan to drink heavily before cooking sausage and egg mc-jesse-bagels tonight.
But don't worry, I was sure to let the dishes pile up in anticipation of today.