I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men,

[Shawn]

"If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

 

[LASTGUY2GETPS2]

if they understand it....

 

[moshquerade]

don't eat the red M&Ms

 

[Ryan]

Don't quit your day job

 

[computeerrgghh]

I bet that it wouldn't.

 

[So]

Dude, if you had an aircraft carrier and a time machine, you could perform most of the acts in the bible.

 

[venk]

They'd kill you and THEN you would explain about the moon?

 

[KLin]

You know what would be even more fun? Get the winning numbers for the mega millions drawing, go back to 9/12/2005, and buy a ticket. :thumbsup:

 

[DaShen]

Somebody needs to lay off the sticky-icky....

"Hey, hey, hey, hey....
Sm0ke w33d everyday."

 

[Jzero]

Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta. Grow up.

 

[thesurge]

Come on, we've all read a Yankee in King Arthur's Court (except for everyone). But this is the oldest thought in the book!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: thesurge
Come on, we've all read a Yankee in King Arthur's Court (except for everyone). But this is the oldest thought in the book!

I saw the movie!

 

[NiKeFiDO]

no one gets this. this is one quote of many of some funny guy, i forget what he called himself and the website though (it was also a AIM link thingy)

...damn this sounds a lot like
"hey, remember that girl, with the hair and those jeans?"

 

[eigen]

Neanderthal sex slaves for the win.

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: thesurge
Come on, we've all read a Yankee in King Arthur's Court (except for everyone). But this is the oldest thought in the book!

Isnt it a conneticut yankee in king arthurs court? I cant remember, that was at lleast 15 years ago

 

[Billzie7718]

Ya know, one AR15 might sway who wins at the Alamo. :laugh:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: thesurge
Come on, we've all read a Yankee in King Arthur's Court (except for everyone). But this is the oldest thought in the book!

I saw the movie!

Black Knight doesn't count, Mulva

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: thesurge
Come on, we've all read a Yankee in King Arthur's Court (except for everyone). But this is the oldest thought in the book!

I saw the movie!

Black Knight doesn't count, Mulva

RACIST!!!!!!111111oneone

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
no one gets this. this is one quote of many of some funny guy, i forget what he called himself and the website though (it was also a AIM link thingy)

...damn this sounds a lot like
"hey, remember that girl, with the hair and those jeans?"

Jack Handey, perhaps?

 

[nd]

rotation of the moon is relevant how?

 

[Bozono]

Wasn't that some Vonnegut sh!te or sumthin?

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

If I had a time machine, I'd go back to 1955 and snuff Emmit Brown so he couldn't take credit for the flux capacitor and sue me for ripping of his design. Then I'd go buy last weeks Lotto ticket and pick all of the correct numbers and with the money buy the Arizona Cardinals. I would get the entire team and send them into the future, so they can see that their crappy play and mediocrity leads to Arizona turning into a crack-infested nightmare of a city, all because the Cardinals never succeeded. I would then drop them off a week before the season started and put money on them to win the Super Bowl, as they know if they don't win, anarchy will be bestowed upon us.

 

[Zee]

Originally posted by: KLin
You know what would be even more fun? Get the winning numbers for the mega millions drawing, go back to 9/12/2005, and buy a ticket. :thumbsup:

but then after you won the lottery you wouldnt have gone back in time to buy the ticket in the first place, which would alter the course of time so that you dont even have a ticket in the first place

 

[Triumph]

A Caveman doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.

 

[Bootprint]

Go back and bet Hitler, 1 French Franc that he'll lose the war.