I bet anyone here hasn't eaten this in years

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futurefields

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I have in fact never eaten it in the 52+ years I've been alive so far. For no particular reason, I did recently happen to look at the list of ingredients and "nutrition information" labels, and neither gave me any reason to reconsider my "record". Basically, given the protein content (or rather lack thereof) there's obviously not much meat in it at all, and I'm sure whatever meat there is is at best half a step above whatever they use for dog food.... I've occasionally made actual "Sloppy Joes", though usually when I want something quick&dirty along those lines I go with pseudo- chili/pico de gallo/taco filling, but I really see no reason to pay too much money for what amounts to excessively sweetened tomato sauce with a little ground-up scrap beef tossed in for appearances' sake...


You add the meat too it, the can is just the sauce
 
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Mike64

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You add the meat too it, the can is just the sauce
Yes, as I mentioned upthread, I must've been thinking of something else, though offhand I don't know what. Not "canned chili", but maybe some sort of canned (allegedly) meat-laden hot dog "chili sauce"? Dunno, I wasn't paying that much attention - I tend to browse in supermarkets the way some people browse in clothing stores...

But in any event, I happened to notice this stuff on sale at the supermarket this morning, so I bought a can. Despite the ingredients list* and the facts that it has ten (!) teaspoons of sugar in the 15.5 ounce can and that they have the balls to claim that the contents of the can mixed with a (whole!) pound of ground beef will make "7 servings", no less... (For the record, I went with the "Thick and Chunky" version. Given the option, that somehow seemed preferable to what is presumably the "texture-less and runny" Original version pictured in the OP.)

I would've put it back on the shelf, laughing mirthlessly, before paying full price for it ($2.39, according to the store receipt) but for a buck, I figured actually trying it was the Right Thing to Do if I was going to make fun of people for eating it... Didn't buy the ground beef yet, though - I'm going to need a day or two to gird my loins before actually cooking and eating tasting (and then maybe eating) it...

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* I will admit I was pleasantly surprised to find the list not to be "gross", but rather merely "depressing"; to wit: tomato puree (tomato paste, water), high fructose corn syrup, distilled vinegar, less than 2% of: dried green and red bell pepper, : salt, [Yet More!] sugar, chili pepper, tomato fiber, spices, [unspecified] "natural flavors", locust bean gum, guar gum, [and presumably since this is the "thick" version, they spared no expense and, just for good measure, threw in some] xantham gum, dried garlic, citric acid. (In other words, it's basically ketchup mixed with some dried onions and dried bell pepper.<sigh>)

"Another great recipe" - suggested on the label - is, on the other hand, unspeakable. So-called "Turkey Stroganoff" made with this stuff, 20 oz of ground turkey, chopped onion, sliced mushrooms (canned, of course), chicken broth, and the coup de grâce (well, more like "insult added to injury", but at that point, who's counting?), three-quarters of a cup of sour cream. All of which I adds up to what I suppose one could conceivably think of as (a sort of nightmare version of) "Turkey Goulash", but which has only the sour cream in common with Russian recipes for <Anything> Stroganoff...)
 
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Carson Dyle

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"Thick and chunky" sloppy joes? Fail. Yeah, it's expected that it would have a lot of sugar, as do most BBQ sauces.
 

Chaotic42

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I'm not a fan. I don't think I ever had that anywhere besides the school cafeteria.
 

Mike64

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"Thick and chunky" sloppy joes? Fail. Yeah, it's expected that it would have a lot of sugar, as do most BBQ sauces.
As I stood there deciding between the two, "thin and runny" ground beef in sauce poured on a hamburger bun just doesn't seem very appetizing... And besides, if "Manwich" makes it, doesn't that by definition mean it's "appropriate"? Didn't they all but invent the damned things?

As for the sugar, I was a little surprised to see quite that much of it, but not shocked to find a significant amount of it there at all. (Though I will say I was surprised to see, and am curious about, the "less than 2%" sugar. Why bother? Why not just add extra a few extra grams of HFCS while they were already adding the ton of that they were already putting in it? ) It's not that I'm anti-sugar, I just don't like very sweet sauces on meat, or worse yet, meat (swimming) in slightly-seasoned ketchup ..
 
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krose

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Why buy that crap when it's so easy to make your own? Brown a pound of ground beef, saute some chopped onion, add Heinz ketchup until it has the consistency you like. I also add two tablespoons of sweet gherkin pickle juice.
 

krose

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It's just a little juice to add some extra tang and sweetness. You don't have to use it. The ketchup already has vinegar and sugar in it.
 

MrSquished

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I've never bought a can of that ever and can safely say neither did my momma dukes when I was growing up.

Ground beef should either be a burger or pasta sauce. Maybe taco meat or a nice chili. That's what it's good for!
 

Mike64

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I've never bought a can of that ever and can safely say neither did my momma dukes when I was growing up.

Ground beef should either be a burger or pasta sauce. Maybe taco meat or a nice chili. That's what it's good for!
My problem isn't with the general concept of Sloppy Joes - that's barely different from the way 90% of Americans make "taco meat" anyway - it's the high-price-for-minor-convenience-at-the-expense-of-major-mediocrity part that irks me... But that's true of at least a third of everything on American supermarket shelves in general...
 

Carson Dyle

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People pay for convenience? Who knew.

Speaking of tacos, you don't need to get that convenience from a can. Spice mix and a little tomato paste. McCormick, Lawry's, French's, others.



 

NoTine42

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Now that is something I haven't had in a while
Actually had some chipped beef on toast last week. I don't eat that more than once a year, but it's nice on a cold winter day.

I think manwich is better with a 2lb beef per can..even better if it is simmered in a crock pot.
 

Mike64

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Spice mix and a little tomato paste. McCormick, Lawry's, French's, others.
Because heaven only knows, ripping open a packet containing mostly salt, MSG and silicone dioxide saves so much time and is so much more convenient than opening those pesky little jars of chile powder, oregano (and onion salt and garlic salt, if you're too pressed for time and/or too lazy to actually chop those fresh and open the salt container, too...)
 

Carson Dyle

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Yeah, you (and maybe only you) must wonder why there's an entire section in every supermarket in the country dedicated to those little packets.
 

Leyawiin

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Been a long time - probably ten years. When I did make it I'd usually doctor it up a bit with dice green bells and onions in the burger. Sometimes add a drained can of corn.
 

Miramonti

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There's a new version for females that's on sale one week out of every month called Womanwitch.
 

Carson Dyle

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Because heaven only knows, ripping open a packet containing mostly salt, MSG and silicone dioxide saves so much time and is so much more convenient than opening those pesky little jars of chile powder, oregano (and onion salt and garlic salt, if you're too pressed for time and/or too lazy to actually chop those fresh and open the salt container, too...)

Just got back from making a grocery run. Walmart only had the McCormick sloppy joe packets. No MSG, but the #1 ingredient was sugar. At $1.38 each, I have to agree with you about the value. I was going to pick one up, but got to thinking that I don't want to make a full pound of the stuff, so will roll my own.
 

Avalon

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Haven't had in 6 months. If it's still on the mind, will go pick up a can, some martin's potato bun sliders, and some ground beef this weekend. Woot!
 

BurnItDwn

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We all make 6 figures here. Why is anyone settling for this crap?

Its fuggin delicious is why.
I dont settle for crap. I only eat what I like.

Also, making 6 figures is more or less "scraping by."
If you want to eat Kobe beef every day you need 7 figures.
 
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