I can has cheezeburger

[Red Squirrel]

this was our lunch today at work. It is also being my supper, and it will probably be my lunch tomorrow. Think some is still in the throat and it's just auto feeding the stomac as it requires food.

That is 16 cheeseburgers between 2 people. Well ok, I had 4 he had 7, and we shared out the rest. I figured I could eat more then that, but the large fry and pop and the donut prior to that, probably did not help.

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
this was our lunch today at work. It is also being my supper, and it will probably be my lunch tomorrow. Think some is still in the throat and it's just auto feeding the stomac as it requires food.

That is 16 cheeseburgers between 2 people. Well ok, I had 4 he had 7, and we shared out the rest. I figured I could eat more then that, but the large fry and pop and the donut prior to that, probably did not help.

why dude?

 

[apac]

I do not envy your bathroom endeavor.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: apac
I do not envy your bathroom endeavor.

Was not as bad as I expected. Had two code browns and think that's the end of it.

 

[apac]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: apac
I do not envy your bathroom endeavor.

Was not as bad as I expected. Had two code browns and think that's the end of it.

The fact that you've already taken the kids to the pool twice since lunch is evidence that you are essentially eating shit.

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: apac

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: apac
I do not envy your bathroom endeavor.

Was not as bad as I expected. Had two code browns and think that's the end of it.

The fact that you've already taken the kids to the pool twice since lunch is evidence that you are essentially eating shit.

Nonsense, when I eat a high fiber breakfast I'm shitting before the first break. If I eat 3 bowls of high fiber cereal I'm probably using the can 3 times before lunch. Eating shit usually backs you up. Try eating 11 grilled cheese with 2 slices of cheese on each. You won't be shitting for a few days.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: apac

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

Originally posted by: apac
I do not envy your bathroom endeavor.

Was not as bad as I expected. Had two code browns and think that's the end of it.

The fact that you've already taken the kids to the pool twice since lunch is evidence that you are essentially eating shit.

Nonsense, when I eat a high fiber breakfast I'm shitting before the first break. If I eat 3 bowls of high fiber cereal I'm probably using the can 3 times before lunch. Eating shit usually backs you up. Try eating 11 grilled cheese with 2 slices of cheese on each. You won't be shitting for a few days.

lol yeah fiber will do that. I made the mistake of eating 4 bowls of nuts before bed once... ouch. Problem is eating nuts too fast and not chewing them enough. It's like crapping Oh Henry bars.

 

[Triumph]

I remember the days when McDonald's had 39cent cheeseburgers on Tuesdays. There's just something inherently funny about driving up to the drive through and saying, "I'll take 10 cheeseburgers, please."

 

[eldorado99]

Originally posted by: Triumph
I remember the days when McDonald's had 39cent cheeseburgers on Tuesdays. There's just something inherently funny about driving up to the drive through and saying, "I'll take 10 cheeseburgers, please."

One time I went to A&W drive through and asked for 6 Teen Burgers. The woman said "SIXTEEN BURGERS?!?!"

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: apac
I do not envy your bathroom endeavor.

He's going to need some McClean to get rid of the blood stains in his underwear.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I made the mistake of eating 4 bowls of nuts before bed once... ouch. Problem is eating nuts too fast and not chewing them enough. It's like crapping Oh Henry bars.

lmao

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel

lol yeah fiber will do that. I made the mistake of eating 4 bowls of nuts before bed once... ouch. Problem is eating nuts too fast and not chewing them enough. It's like crapping Oh Henry bars.

:laugh:

 

[Red Squirrel]

Originally posted by: eldorado99

Originally posted by: Triumph
I remember the days when McDonald's had 39cent cheeseburgers on Tuesdays. There's just something inherently funny about driving up to the drive through and saying, "I'll take 10 cheeseburgers, please."

One time I went to A&W drive through and asked for 6 Teen Burgers. The woman said "SIXTEEN BURGERS?!?!"

LOL that is funny. And yeah, when I walked up to the cash and asked for two large fries and 16 cheeseburgers, it was hard not to laugh, especially someone my size asking for that.

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
I made the mistake of eating 4 bowls of nuts before bed once... ouch. Problem is eating nuts too fast and not chewing them enough. It's like crapping Oh Henry bars.

lmao

Everyone on earch is LMAOing this, but, truth is, I've had some fecal matterial clumps that caused such exit pains that I would have prayed they were Oh Henry bars. Crapping Oh Henry bars doesn't really sound that bad.

 

[coldmeat]

I remember back in high school, thursdays were cheeseburger days ago McDonalds and I'd get 10 cheeseburgers, large fry and a coke and eat it for lunch. I don't know if I could eat that much anymore.