I can haz job?

[MoPHo]

Dear ATOT,

I got a real job today. The bad news is, it's entry level so the pay isn't great by ATOT's standards (only a couple million a year :\). The good news is, there's not a lot of work associated with it so I can now join the rest of you that slack off and frequent the forums in the 9a-5p time.

Benefits and pension plan are good, too. Haven't had health insurance in a year and half and I don't have time to wait for Obama to pay for all my mammograms.

Anyways, bathe me in your praise and genuine ATOT generosity.

Love,
MoPHo

 

[JohnCU]

congratulations

 

[x-alki]

Congratulations

 

[dbk]

good job!! :awe:

 

[ChanHo78]

don;t get fired for fantasy football

 

[moshquerade]

pointy elbows

 

[IronWing]

Yeah!!!!!

 

[El Guaraguao]

wait a min....

 

[KeithTalent]

Do you get a bonus?

KT

 

[MoPHo]

Do you get a bonus?

KT

Sadly, no.

 

[F1N3ST]

Do they allow you to fap at work?

 

[amdhunter]

mammagrams? You a chick?

 

[MAKENITO]

Yay

 

[KeithTalent]

Sadly, no.

Fail! You should quit.

KT

 

[Red Squirrel]

Congrats!

 

[Exterous]

Congrats! Just be careful with the not a lot of work thing. I had a job like that for a while (only had about 2 hours of work a day on average). It got painfully boring real quick

 

[MoPHo]

mammagrams? You a chick?

Nope, I just have literary diarrhea...

 

[rudeguy]

Do you get a boner?

KT

I did!

Grats Mopho....you're one cool....well....mopho

 

[crab]

Congrats!

I'm starting at Purdue hopefully next month to start working towards becoming an Air Traffic Controller. Very psyched

 

[vshah]

congrats! how fast is the interwebs there?

Congrats!

I'm starting at Purdue hopefully next month to start working towards becoming an Air Traffic Controller. Very psyched

did the 787 atc chatter turn you on?

 

[mb]

Do they allow you to fap at work?

Do the stalls have locks?

 

[2canSAM]

Many congrats

 

[sjwaste]

Congrats, tough times and you're through the worst.

 

[crab]

congrats! how fast is the interwebs there?




did the 787 atc chatter turn you on?

lol naah...I've been around aviation my whole life, and piloting since 13. Physical limitations from an injury prevent me from flying as a career, so this is next in line.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Dear ATOT,

I got a real job today. The bad news is, it's entry level so the pay isn't great by ATOT's standards (only a couple million a year :\).

GTFO Peasant.