I cannot possibly imagine a worse scenario then this..

[Syringer]

:Q

 

[IronWing]

Could be raining.

 

[TehMac]

holy shit thats awful :Q

 

[manlymatt83]

wow

 

[eldorado99]

Jesus...

 

[lifeobry]

I'd rather lose mah penis than have all my limbs chopped off and contract AIDS and herpes and cancer. Just sayin'

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: lifeobry
I'd rather lose mah penis than have all my limbs chopped off and contract AIDS and herpes and cancer. Just sayin'

Amputated or otherwise short arms could be a problem too.

 

[halik]

shens

 

[KeithTalent]

This is why I always keep a spare around. You just never know.

KT

 

[Modular]

Originally posted by: halik
shens

 

[Lithium381]

Originally posted by: halik
shens

Shens? It's bound to happen, like the page says, it's a known condition/side effect of drugs designed to treat ED.

Pics?

 

[Cattlegod]

I'm the guy from the leukemia thread. I wouldn't trade positions with you period.

love that response!

That is crazy crappy for that guy though

I guess that is what happens after 4 hours.

 

[Poulsonator]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Could be raining.

Or pouring:

"I lost my first wife and 8 year-old daughter in a car accident about 6 years ago. "

Holy hell, this poor man.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

:music: Detachable peeeeeniiiiisss.... :music:

 

[bobross419]

I don't know what I'd do without Goliath...

 

[zach0624]

holy shit. I have no idea what I would do if I lost my penis. I'm afraid to ever take viagra now.

 

[Bignate603]

While it's terrible the OP's name is hilarious.

 

[masterxfob]

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: halik
shens

 

[CRXican]

lol at cancer replies

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Holy fucking shit.

 

[silverpig]

The guy's SN is great: mydickisgone

Also love this response:

Look man, I have been thinking about this for a few days, since I saw your post and Kowai03's comment about a transplant.
You have a girlfriend, and I am SO sorry to hear that your dick died and fell off, that's HORRIBLE. However, I think I have good news. Its been like eleven years since I last went out on a date, and I really think I should face facts at this point.. I don't need my dick, I'm not using it. You can have my penis, man, you need it more than me.
Private message me with your contact details.

 

[Quasmo]

damn

 

[rudder]

Same thing happened to me. I was supposed to call my physician if my erection lasted longer than 4 hours.... but I was too busy going through my black book and calling old girlfriends instead.

 

[insect9]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: lifeobry
I'd rather lose mah penis than have all my limbs chopped off and contract AIDS and herpes and cancer. Just sayin'

Amputated or otherwise short arms could be a problem too.

Haha.

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
This is why I always keep a spare around. You just never know.

KT

You have a dildo for your arse?