I cant boil an egg to save my life

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DrPizza

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How easily they peel has less to do with how quickly you cool them and more to do with the age of the eggs. Fresh eggs do not peel easily, regardless of what you do. Fresh = within 2 or 3 days of them being laid. The eggs you get in the store aren't that fresh.
 

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What I really have trouble with is cracking eggs when they're raw. Usually end up with a huge mess. My best one was when the yolk went flying across the kitchen and SPLAT all over the ground. That stuff is gross to clean lol. One of these days I'm going to invent a device that uses lasers to do a clean cut that does not require putting any kind of pressure on the egg. Perfect "cracking" every time.

Yeah and one of these days you're going to re-invent the wheel too. They already have that, and it doesn't need lasers.
 

LittleMsSnuggie

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How easily they peel has less to do with how quickly you cool them and more to do with the age of the eggs. Fresh eggs do not peel easily, regardless of what you do. Fresh = within 2 or 3 days of them being laid. The eggs you get in the store aren't that fresh.

Wait.... You mean they don't have hens in the stock rooms laying eggs daily???
 

Rubycon

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How easily they peel has less to do with how quickly you cool them and more to do with the age of the eggs. Fresh eggs do not peel easily, regardless of what you do. Fresh = within 2 or 3 days of them being laid. The eggs you get in the store aren't that fresh.


How many ATOT'rs here are fresh?
 

Red Squirrel

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Yeah and one of these days you're going to re-invent the wheel too. They already have that, and it doesn't need lasers.

I've seen them, but they physically crack the egg, there is still room for error there.


With lasers you get a cut without needing to apply pressure to the egg.
 

rgwalt

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A couple of things here. First, the Alton Brown method works. Put the eggs in a pot, cover with water, and bring them to a boil. Don't add your eggs to the water afterward, they will not come up to the proper temperature. After they boil, put a lid on and wait for 15 minutes. Remove them into an ice water bath to shock them and halt the cooking.

As far as peeling is concerned, I find it easiest to crack the shell in the sink under running water, and rinse it all away. Be gentle while peeling and try to take off large segments. All the mess can get sent down the disposal.

I would advise against putting the egg shells down the disposal. While the disposal will break the shell up into little bits, the pieces of shell are essentially like rocks and can settle out in the drain pipe and set up like concrete. My parents clogged up their drain with egg shells and my dad had to replace a run of pipe. Always throw your shells in the trash. Edit: Or compost them!
 

mshan

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I think I saw on tv you're supposed to put salt in the water before you boil it to make shells easier to remove (?)
 

bruceb

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All I do is put them in a pot of cold tap water, just covering them. Gas stove, medium heat, just watch water doesn't boil over. As soon as water starts to bubble, I time them for 3:40 for a soft boiled, or about 5 mins total if you want hard boiled. This for normal Large Eggs. Extra Large or Jumbo would need additional time. Run under cold tap water 1 - 2 minutes to cool them.
 

BlueAcolyte

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Salt water boils at a different temperature than water with no salt...

I mean god, how hard is it to boil an egg?
 

nerp

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Ok. Here's the Good Eats/Alton Brown method for making the perfect hard boiled egg.

1. Fill a pot with cold water and add a healthy pinch of salt.
2. Add the eggs to the cold water (no more than 6 at a time) and make sure the eggs are totally submerged.
3. Put the pot on the stove and bring it to a rolling boil.
4. Remove the pot from the heat and cover tightly.
5. Let it stand for 15 minutes off the heat.
6. Rinse eggs with cold water to halt the cooking, peel, and enjoy.

No raw centers, no gray yolks. Perfect every time.

Yes, that's my method that I learned over time through trial and error. The key is to put the eggs in the cold water first and just bring to a boil.

I just boil for 3 minutes, remove from heat and don't consider them done until I can put my finger in the water without pain.
 

MovingTarget

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It just takes practice. Personally I LOATHE the smell of boiled eggs, but it can be easily done without too much trouble.

The PAAS be with you, my son.
 

natto fire

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How easily they peel has less to do with how quickly you cool them and more to do with the age of the eggs. Fresh eggs do not peel easily, regardless of what you do. Fresh = within 2 or 3 days of them being laid. The eggs you get in the store aren't that fresh.

Thank you, I kind of alluded to this on my previous post. As an aside, guinea hen eggs open a whole 'nother door for hard boiling because of their shell thickness and again with age. I haven't bought eggs for a couple years so forgiveness in the white egg trade.
 

CallMeJoe

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I just finished boiling a half dozen.
6 eggs in cold water, brought to a roiling boil. Heat turned down to medium, eggs simmered for 12 minutes. Quenched with cold water.
Perfect.
 

darkxshade

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I see too many god damn instructions... First of all, how do you bring water to a boil? Eggs are not easy to make ya know.
 

Mr. Pedantic

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Dude. Surely it's not that hard to boil an egg?

1) Semi-submerge eggs in cold water
2) Slowly bring to a boil
3) Keep the water boiling for 4 1/2 minutes.
4) Run under cold water for about 30s until it's cool enough to peel and eat easily
5) Peel and eat.

There are lots of other variants, but one thing they all have in common is that you put a whole, raw egg in and you get a whole, hard-boiled egg out. wtf is this nonsense about blowing the egg out? Surely you're not so handicapped that you can't peel things?
 

Rubycon

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That's the sulfur smell from improper procedure. You can prevent that by putting them in an ice water bath immediately after removing them from the heat.

Every egg has smelled like that. Not as strong as hydrogen sulfide from an improperly operating Zenon system, but very offensive smelling nonetheless.
 

lxskllr

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Every egg has smelled like that. Not as strong as hydrogen sulfide from an improperly operating Zenon system, but very offensive smelling nonetheless.

I agree. It's not unbearable or anything, but I wouldn't call it pleasant by any stretch.
 
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