"I can't get an erection unless I'm watching porn."

[her209]

Sometimes, roommates need to keep personal information to themselves.

 

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by: her209
Sometimes, roommates need to keep personal information to themselves.

Says the guy who just told the entire internet.

 

[amol]

Sometimes, forum members need to keep roommate information to themselves.

 

[spanky]

who was shakin' who's head?!

 

[Tylanner]

Like if I were to say "I have EARLY morning wood right now"

I should keep it to myself?

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Amol
Sometimes, forum members need to keep roommate information to themselves.

:thumbsup:

 

[NoReserve]

Originally posted by: Amol
Sometimes, forum members need to keep roommate information to themselves.

:thumbsup:

 

[bleuiko]

Haha, what's your roommate's AT username?

 

[Kalvin00]

/insert Viagra/cialis/enzyte ad here

 

[V00DOO]

Thanks Tiger

 

[DaFinn]

*goes to watch porn*

 

[lavagirl669]

TMI....thanks

 

[beatmix01]

porn gets boring.

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: beatmix01
porn gets boring.

PERMABAN!

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
TMI....thanks

69 sixty-nine

 

[poopaskoopa]

Was he able to get it up on command before?

 

[Unauthorized]

/soviet russia

 

[OVERKILL]

i 2nd that, TMI :disgust:

gl

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: her209
Two monks are washing their bowls in the river when they notice a scorpion fall in and start to drown. One monk scooped it onto the bank and got stung. He went back to washing and again the scorpion fell in. The monk again saved the scorpion, and again got stung. The other monk asked him, "Friend, why do you continue to save the scorpion when you know its nature is to sting?" "Because," the monk replied, "to save it is my nature." .

what a retard.. didnt he die?

 

[Mrvile]

Don't you hate it when you just...pop one? I think real skill is makin it go down on command. Then again maybe I'm just an overly-horny freak.

 

[imported_Hi]

how could you let my secret out

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: her209
Sometimes, roommates need to keep personal information to themselves.

sometimes you need to keep personal roommate info to yourself

like now

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa
Was he able to get it up on command before?

Why/How would I know that?

 

[OulOat]

Tell him that you can't get an erection if you are not looking at him.

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: OulOat
Tell him that you can't get an erection if you are not looking at him.

ha