I couldn't help but laugh at Ebert's review for The Lizzie McGuire Movie...

[SaltBoy]

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"The Lizzie McGuire Movie" celebrates popularity, beauty, great hair, lip gloss and overnight stardom, those universal obsessions of pop teenage culture. Lizzie herself obviously has never had a real idea in her silly little head, and in the real world, her sunny naivete is going to lead to crushing disappointments. She'll be the sad and silent one in the corner at the 2023 class reunion.

Hehe.

 

[chiwawa626]

Shes a cutie

 

[UNCjigga]

Is that the girl from the Kimpossible television cartoon? Somebody clue me in here...

 

[anxi80]

i hear r. kelly gave the movie two very enthusiastic thumbs up!!

 

[human2k]

Good review.

 

[Mill]

It doesn't matter. She will sell tickets because she is attractive.

 

[tkim]

yep..saw her on some morning talkshow today.. she is real cutie...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Haven't we already discussed the Miss Jailbait 2003 contest?

- M4H

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: anxi80
i hear r. kelly gave the movie two very enthusiastic thumbs up!!

aint nothing wrong with a little bump n grind.

 

[bubbadu]

required : I'd hit it.

and yes we have already discussed that she is DEFINITLY jailbait

-Bubbadu

 

[hdeck]

Originally posted by: Millennium
It doesn't matter. She will sell tickets because she is attractive.

won't be selling tickets to me. i don't find her at all attractive.

 

[DougyDanger]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
Is that the girl from the Kimpossible television cartoon? Somebody clue me in here...

Kimpossible...cartoon
Lizzy McGuire...totally unrealistic TV show about some spoiled girl completely out of touch with reality.

 

[NFS4]

Well, she does like Hummers...even if she doesn't know what it really means


If you're lost by that comment, you should have seen Leno last week

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Millennium
It doesn't matter. She will sell tickets because she is attractive.

won't be selling tickets to me. i don't find her at all attractive.

Stop doing drugs then. If I were 17, I would bang her until her nose bled.

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Haven't we already discussed the Miss Jailbait 2003 contest?

- M4H

hah, atleast she is remotly near my age...and not jailbait for me

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Millennium
It doesn't matter. She will sell tickets because she is attractive.

won't be selling tickets to me. i don't find her at all attractive.

Stop doing drugs then. If I were 17, I would bang her until her nose bled.

whoa dude...that is nasty.

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626
Shes a cutie

i'd hit it

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Millennium
It doesn't matter. She will sell tickets because she is attractive.

won't be selling tickets to me. i don't find her at all attractive.

Stop doing drugs then. If I were 17, I would bang her until her nose bled.

sick dude.:disgust:

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Millennium
It doesn't matter. She will sell tickets because she is attractive.

won't be selling tickets to me. i don't find her at all attractive.

Stop doing drugs then. If I were 17, I would bang her until her nose bled.

OMG dude. I think that you should have kept that to yourself:Q

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Millennium
It doesn't matter. She will sell tickets because she is attractive.

won't be selling tickets to me. i don't find her at all attractive.

Stop doing drugs then. If I were 17, I would bang her until her nose bled.

stop posting

- M4H

 

[ragazzo]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Millennium
It doesn't matter. She will sell tickets because she is attractive.

won't be selling tickets to me. i don't find her at all attractive.

Stop doing drugs then. If I were 17, I would bang her until her nose bled.

is that the only orifice that will fit you??

 

[Mill]

Damn people. Freaking out over a joke I heard at Camp when I was 13. You call yourself adult males? Sheesh.

 

[isaacmacdonald]

Originally posted by: chiwawa626

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: hdeck

Originally posted by: Millennium
It doesn't matter. She will sell tickets because she is attractive.

won't be selling tickets to me. i don't find her at all attractive.

Stop doing drugs then. If I were 17, I would bang her until her nose bled.

whoa dude...that is nasty.

werd.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Millennium
Damn people. Freaking out over a joke I heard at Camp when I was 13. You call yourself adult males? Sheesh.

Yes we do. We can think of better metaphors for rampant sexuality.

Such as "I'd do her like a horny teenage rabbit that just came back from summer camp." See, that's at least somewhat comical, as it stereotypes rabbits, teenagers, and long-distance relationships all in one blow.

Your symbolism was just nasty. :disgust:

- M4H

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Millennium
Damn people. Freaking out over a joke I heard at Camp when I was 13. You call yourself adult males? Sheesh.

Yes we do. We can think of better metaphors for rampant sexuality.

Such as "I'd do her like a horny teenage rabbit that just came back from summer camp." See, that's at least somewhat comical, as it stereotypes rabbits, teenagers, and long-distance relationships all in one blow.

Your symbolism was just nasty. :disgust:

- M4H

Rabbits go to camp? That is not logical. :beer: