I dedicate this thread to Al Bundy

[Ready]

4? 5? 6? 7? touchdowns in a single game
founder and president of NOMAAM
Attached a string to a dollar bill

Truely a man of all men
A king of kings

His feets are lengendary,
some think that Bruce Willis saved us from a rogue asteroid, but it is a lesser known fact that even before his time, a much larger and more deadly astroid heading towards earth was stopped by the power of Al Bundy's socks.

 

[dsfunk]

:thumbsup:

 

[chrisms]

Fathered a hot, ditsy daughter
Sits home all day with his hands in his pants, with no respect for the wife.. every man's dream

 

[CPA]

I bow before the Man's Man.

BTW, who wants to restart the defunct No MA'AM club?

 

[bradruth]

That's NO MA'AM: the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Actually it was only 4 touchdowns, but still legendary nonetheless.

 

[dquan97]

:beer:

 

[Nitemare]

RIP, Buck

 

[nakedfrog]

Bring back Psycho Dad!

 

[Ready]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Actually it was only 4 touchdowns, but still legendary nonetheless.

Some say 7, some say 8, some say he played both quarterback and wide receiver at the same time.

 

[DrPizza]

:thumbsup:

 

[NissanGurl]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Bring back Psycho Dad!

Seconded

 

[pancho619]

Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends? :laugh:

 

[Connoisseur]

Hooters, hooters yum yum yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb

 

[captains]

drives a dodge

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: pancho619
Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends? :laugh:

:thumbsup:

 

[pancho619]

How about we honor him with our favorite quotes?

One of my favorites.


Al "Kelly turn the car on."

Bud "Maybe you should tell her to use the key before she starts rubbing the car"

Al "Bud, you sister isn't that dumb. Pumpkin use the key."

 

[dabuddha]

Hear hear!

 

[chrisms]

Got this off a quote site..

"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer."

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Ready
but it is a lesser known fact that even before his time, a much larger and more deadly astroid heading towards earth was stopped by the power of Al Bundy's socks.

I distinctly remember that episode where the aliens came to Al's house to take his used socks. I don't remember anything about saving Earth from a asteroid tho.

Anyways, I love the Christmas episodes, especially the one where Santa is skydiving and his parachute doesn't open, and falls into the Bundy's backyard. That episode is classic!

 

[mrCide]

hmm hmm hiimmm! what was that song.....

you know anytime i catch reruns on tv i sit down and watch and laugh like i always used to, that show was the best.

 

[Ready]

Love and marriage love and marriage, goes togather like a horse and carriage
this I promise you brother, you can have one without the other

 

[chrisms]

Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
This I tell you brother
You can?t have one without the other

Love and marriage, love and marriage
It?s an institute you can?t disparage
Ask the local gentry
And they will say it?s elementary

Try, try, try to separate them
It?s an illusion
Try, try, try, and you will only come
To this conclusion

Love and marriage, love and marriage
Go together like a horse and carriage
Dad was told by mother
You can?t have one without the other

 

[CPA]

One of my all-time favorites is when the wives are wagering on which husband will fall off the roof as their installing a satellite dish. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

 

[KK]

Al Bundy got killed on Hunter last night.