I dedicate this thread to Al Bundy

[spacejamz]

best ever episode was when Al was hallucinating and dreamt that two hot models were going to fight over him and his quote was, "the winner can have me first, and third and fifth...."

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: KK
Al Bundy got killed on Hunter last night.

Ed O'Neil died?

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: KK
Al Bundy got killed on Hunter last night.

Ed O'Neil died?

Hunter, that prick, shot him. Wasn't very nice of him.

 

[BigJ]

So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would, I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman, and I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be, are still out there, being what we don't wanna be, forty hours a week, for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!

 

[Nitemare]

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar.
Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, at the nudie bar.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Ready
4? 5? 6? 7? touchdowns in a single game
founder and president of NOMAAM
Attached a string to a dollar bill

Truely a man of all men
A king of kings

His feets are lengendary,
some think that Bruce Willis saved us from a rogue asteroid, but it is a lesser known fact that even before his time, a much larger and more deadly astroid heading towards earth was stopped by the power of Al Bundy's socks.

And Kelly Bundy is the finest woman to ever live. :heart:

 

[spacejamz]

And Kelly Bundy is the finest woman to ever live. :heart:

nothing against Kelly, but the show had so many models that did appearances that were 'more easier' on the eyes than Kelly...:beer:

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Can I get a whoa Bundy?

 

[OutHouse]

see my sig

 

[AkumaX]

Psycho Dad Theme Song

Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son
Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad.

He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one,
Psycho Dad!

Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Who's the tall, dark stranger there.
The one with the gun and the icy stare.
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair!
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!

Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wives he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He's likes to eat it raw, He's Psycho Dad!

 

[BrokenVisage]

He likes to eat it raw, haha.

 

[Triforceofcourage]

:thumbsup:

 

[Mucho]

"Beautiful women makes us buy beer, ugly women makes us drink beer"

 

[sandorski]

Have the first season on DVD. This show never gets old.

 

[Gulzakar]

choco cake choco cake, eat so much make my belly ache!

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Ready
but it is a lesser known fact that even before his time, a much larger and more deadly astroid heading towards earth was stopped by the power of Al Bundy's socks.

I distinctly remember that episode where the aliens came to Al's house to take his used socks. I don't remember anything about saving Earth from a asteroid tho.

Anyways, I love the Christmas episodes, especially the one where Santa is skydiving and his parachute doesn't open, and falls into the Bundy's backyard. That episode is classic!

best one was he gets electricuted by the xmas lights and sam kinison is his guardian angel

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Can I get a whoa Bundy?

Whoa Bundy!

 

[KK]

I like the one when they are putting up an antenna on the roof. There's soo many good episodes, many that still make laugh so hard my chest hurts.

 

[Modeps]

As much as I like Bundy, he never 'lived'... he was a made up character.

Hooters Hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters Hooters on a girl that's dumb.

 

[backinsac]

Talking to his wife, "I brought maritial aids. Breath mints for you and wild turkey for me."

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: captains

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Ready
but it is a lesser known fact that even before his time, a much larger and more deadly astroid heading towards earth was stopped by the power of Al Bundy's socks.

I distinctly remember that episode where the aliens came to Al's house to take his used socks. I don't remember anything about saving Earth from a asteroid tho.

Anyways, I love the Christmas episodes, especially the one where Santa is skydiving and his parachute doesn't open, and falls into the Bundy's backyard. That episode is classic!

best one was he gets electricuted by the xmas lights and sam kinison is his guardian angel

I remember that one too. He kept going on about his wife. It was pretty funny actually.

 

[Gillbot]

I like the one where he about wears peg out and her hair is all frazzled from sex. Classic!

 

[MowSow]

Best show ever ...
Peggy- "Tell me you love me Al"
Al-"I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word."

Marcy : We're having a new addition to our family!
Al : Shouldn't you be at home sitting on it to hatch?

 

[gshock888]

i read this thread title and thought something happened to Ed O'Neill

thank god i was wrong

 

[AkumaX]

The best was when Al had to sub in for Jefferson in the bedroom because he lost her Barbie or something:

Marci: "Rub my back Jefferson"
(Al proceeds to rub her back)
Marci: "That's my chest"

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA