I don't have a job title. ...make one up for me

[lozina]

C.F.P. - Chief Fudge Packer

 

[MetalMat]

What do you fix? If it is automobiles then I'm leaning towards Mechanic.

 

[IronWing]

Owner of a Lonely Part

 

[RaistlinZ]

Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.

 

[angminas]

Patellar Frangibility Consultant

 

[rudeguy]

What do you fix? If it is automobiles then I'm leaning towards Mechanic.

A variety of shit.

Credit card machines, cell phones, computers, random shit.

 

[norseamd]

usually electronic?

 

[_Rick_]

Chief Electronics Lifecycle Manager, Executive.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Lifer

 

[darkxshade]

You fix shit?

how about Excrement Technician?

 

[inf1nity]

Professional Neffer

 

[highland145]

No Lifer

fixed or kumquat.

 

[Scotteq]

A variety of shit.

Credit card machines, cell phones, computers, random shit.

Technical Lead, Engineering Support

Lead Facilities Support Technician

Senior High Intensity Technician

Better yet: Boss In General, Specialized Handling of Inoperable Technology. (BIGSHIT)

 

[Sho'Nuff]

What do I do? I fix shit mostly. So it should sound technical but it should also not mean anything. The more engrish the better.

Engrish? Engrish you say?

How about

"Happy fixer of things that shit."

"shitty fixer"

"Bowel Repairman"

 

[akahoovy]

Technology Manager

Quote from one of the execs at my company that I think he meant literally: "Is the Internet fixed yet?"

 

[IronWing]

Apparatchik of Apparatus (In Loco Parentis)

 

[Svnla]

10 ft. long penis with 0.001% fat 6'3" 250 lbs martial arts expert know it all trillionaire

 

[blackdogdeek]

A variety of shit.

Scatological Diversity Engineer

 

[Williz]

Fecal Repurposer

 

[Phoenix86]

Fluffer?

 

[Phoenix86]

Bullshit Artist?

 

[Krazy4Real]

Guardian of Napoleon's penis

 

[xanis]

Senior Systems Technologist
Client Support Engineer

 

[x-alki]

That Guy

 

[justin4pack]

Jack of all traits