at Comcast and thats a low bar to start with. In the last few days I've had some internet outages and my Upstream Power levels have been up in the 51+ dBmV range so I called Comcast about it.
Part of the problem is that they seem do everything possible to make it the longest call they can. For example they seem to have a new requirement to summarize each sentence you make to ensure proper understanding.
Me: "I am calling in regards to internet service interruptions"
'Tech': "To make sure I understand you are calling about service interruptions with your internet services, correct?"
Me: "Yes"
'Tech': "To make sure I understand you said yes, correct?"
Each person I speak to also needs to know my phone number, name, address, blood type, medications I am allergic to, family history etc which wouldn't have been quite as annoying if I didn't end up speaking to 5 different people...
Finally I got to the part where I got to argue with the tech so I knew I was at last making progress. They didn't want to send a tech out because it was a new case and they wanted to see if the problem continued. They didn't want to use my documented list of 8 occurrences since yesterday morning - they could only be NEW instances since the case was created
--shortened debate--
Oh wait - it totally just went out
"Ok, let me check and see what-"
Its back on again
"Ok let me just make a note-"
Its out again
"Ok-"
And its back on. Can you send a tech out now?
*Pause*
"Sure let me pull up the schedule. We have a slot on Wednesday. Will that work."
Yes
"Ok I am scheduling it now-"
Click
Godd@&^! sonofa%&^*^ Mother(@*)(*$
So I call Comcast again.
I am calling about an interruption in my internet service
"To make sure I understand you are calling about service interruptions with your internet services, correct? And can you please provide you name, phone number, address, name of your kindergarten teacher's first pet, First 5 paragraphs of Roosevelt's inauguration speech...."
*sigh*
TLDR;
Comcast sucks
I know we all know that but I don't remember them sucking this much
Part of the problem is that they seem do everything possible to make it the longest call they can. For example they seem to have a new requirement to summarize each sentence you make to ensure proper understanding.
Me: "I am calling in regards to internet service interruptions"
'Tech': "To make sure I understand you are calling about service interruptions with your internet services, correct?"
Me: "Yes"
'Tech': "To make sure I understand you said yes, correct?"
Each person I speak to also needs to know my phone number, name, address, blood type, medications I am allergic to, family history etc which wouldn't have been quite as annoying if I didn't end up speaking to 5 different people...
Finally I got to the part where I got to argue with the tech so I knew I was at last making progress. They didn't want to send a tech out because it was a new case and they wanted to see if the problem continued. They didn't want to use my documented list of 8 occurrences since yesterday morning - they could only be NEW instances since the case was created
--shortened debate--
Oh wait - it totally just went out
"Ok, let me check and see what-"
Its back on again
"Ok let me just make a note-"
Its out again
"Ok-"
And its back on. Can you send a tech out now?
*Pause*
"Sure let me pull up the schedule. We have a slot on Wednesday. Will that work."
Yes
"Ok I am scheduling it now-"
Click
Godd@&^! sonofa%&^*^ Mother(@*)(*$
So I call Comcast again.
I am calling about an interruption in my internet service
"To make sure I understand you are calling about service interruptions with your internet services, correct? And can you please provide you name, phone number, address, name of your kindergarten teacher's first pet, First 5 paragraphs of Roosevelt's inauguration speech...."
*sigh*
TLDR;
Comcast sucks
I know we all know that but I don't remember them sucking this much