I feel like a total jerk

[momeNt]

I have alerted PETA to this thread.

You don't deserve your alias, I hope PETA requests that you are stripped of it at the hearing.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

You committed muricide, not murder. Get over yourself.

 

[highland145]

The best trap is an air conditioner.

SNAP.

Best trap is a lurker baiting thread.

 

[HenryC]

Eat a dead rat you simple minded mouse fucker. I'm bagging on people that aren't even capable anymore of killing vermin because their vaginas are soo fucking soggy with retard thinking like the one instilled in your head by your mother that they can't even do the basic essentials of survival anymore.

Go watch bambi and leave the rest of humanity on top of the food chain.

Says the kid who has Mario in a fucking squirrel costume. Are you a closet furry or something? LOL.

 

[HenryC]

All rats and mice are vermin and shit, torture and kill whenever possible, thread solved.

I wouldn't mind if a natural disaster wipes people like you out.

Really.

 

[Ichinisan]

Says the kid who has Mario in a fucking squirrel costume. Are you a closet furry or something? LOL.

That's directly from Super Mario Bros. 3; one of the greatest games ever made.

In Japan, the tanuki (tanooki?) or "raccoon dog" is a special creature with mythic abilities. There are tanooki statues all over Japan. That's why tanooki Mario can turn into a statue.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

well fuuuuuuuuu... my best mouser cat has up and vanished. very odd considering she was an indoor cat. the fook?

 

[CZroe]

That's directly from Super Mario Bros. 3; one of the greatest games ever made.

In Japan, the tanuki (tanooki?) or "raccoon dog" is a special creature with mythic abilities. There are tanooki statues all over Japan. That's why tanooki Mario can turn into a statue.

You forgot to mention that it's a real animal, though the things attributed to it are made up.

Tanuki Mario can turn into a statue and fly. Real tanookies can dig through the trash and scurry away.

 

[tommo123]

That does sound like fun.

In fact I just had an idea. Hydrogen balloon, tie to mouse's tail. We're running out of helium, and hydrogen is more fun.

So far the snap traps have worked well to instantly kill em though except for that one mouse. I caught 2 more last night, think I'm on like 5 mice now. Was going to run the cabling for my notification system today but got called in to work for tonight as well. With all this overtime I've been getting maybe a thermal imager is in the far future.

could make a trigger activated trap with hydrogen? step on switch, pressuries hydrogen blasts at the mouse past a flame and you can make a kebab!

 

[mikeymikec]

I don't like killing mice, but you gotta get rid of them. They're destructive little shits. My girl cat will sometimes find one, and play with it. She lacks the killer instinct, but between the two of us, we do pretty well catching them. If I get one alive, I take it for a long walk and let it go. Usually the snapper traps get them, and they get dumped in the yard as a warning to the rest, but those warnings seem to go unnoticed :^D

I don't know if you have a problem with mice where you live, but if you do, then just don't feed the cat (or don't feed it as much)?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Looks like I may have caught another this morning! I'll check it later. They're easier to remove when they are frozen solid or dried up.

Date: Oct-31-2012 10:40:39am
Host: hal9000
Alarm: Mouse trap attic #2, Trap #2 Trip
Value: 0
State: Major

Love this new system.

 

[highland145]

Looks like I may have caught another this morning! I'll check it later. They're easier to remove when they are frozen solid or dried up.



Love this new system.

Would like a live video feed please. Or soon to not be alive as the case may be.