I found $20!!!

Wag

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Jul 21, 2000
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I was taking a walk, I looked down and folded up I saw what looked like have a $20. At first I thought it was one of those advertisements with fake money on one side to get you to pick it up, but it was a genuine $20!!!

My lucky day!!! Best walk in a long while.

:beer: for the forum, on me!!!
 

BradT

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So how long did it take you to find it? A minute? Thats $20 a minute! Or $1200 and hour! Or $28800 a day! Or $10512000 a YEAR!!
 

ppdes

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That 20$ was lost by a poor orphan on his way to buy medicine for his ailing sister.
 

Wag

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Originally posted by: ppdes
That 20$ was lost by a poor orphan on his way to buy medicine for his ailing sister.
Well, by chance I came upon an orphan who was looking for his lost $20 and I asked him to identify it by serial # and he was off by one number, so I couldn't in all good conscience give it to him.
 

fire400

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Originally posted by: Wag
Originally posted by: ppdes
That 20$ was lost by a poor orphan on his way to buy medicine for his ailing sister.
Well, by chance I came upon an orphan who was looking for his lost $20 and I asked him to identify it by serial # and he was off by one number, so I couldn't in all good conscience give it to him.

...wow

for a second, I was like, "so I couldn't in all good conscience give it to myself."

don't look for sympathy in forums, something I learned the hard way (laughin'_) but this was pretty good.

anyway, I'm gonna be addin' this segment to made-up stories I'm gonna be tellin' kids at family get-togethers. so if ten years from now you're hearin' your own story within a story, know it might've been traced along the lines of an old thread.
 

adairusmc

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The other day I was in my online banking account, and noticed that I had a message in my rewards category. Apparently I get cash back for using my check card, and I have never cashed it out in 7 years. I had $221.45, but I could only redeem $220 of it (had to be in $5 increments). Score!
 

BUTCH1

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Had the same thing happen 'bout a week ago, was walking the dog when she pulled off
to one side to sniff something, Looked down and found a $20!. Went home and ordered
a X-large pizza, cooked the dog a fried egg sandwich for a treat...GOOD DOGGIE!
 

Auric

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Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: BUTCH1
Had the same thing happen 'bout a week ago, was walking the dog when she pulled off
to one side to sniff something, Looked down and found a $20!. Went home and ordered
a X-large pizza, cooked the dog a fried egg sandwich for a treat...GOOD DOGGIE!

LOL. What's the point of a sammich for a dorg? Is yours some kind of mutant with opposable thumbs?
 

BUTCH1

Lifer
Jul 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
Had the same thing happen 'bout a week ago, was walking the dog when she pulled off
to one side to sniff something, Looked down and found a $20!. Went home and ordered
a X-large pizza, cooked the dog a fried egg sandwich for a treat...GOOD DOGGIE!

LOL. What's the point of a sammich for a dorg? Is yours some kind of mutant with opposable thumbs?

LOL..No, she's just spoiled rotten and likes people food. Oh, she got pizza scraps too!.
 

Wnh5001

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speaking of finding money, i once found like a trail of 100 dollar bills in dream, which seemed so real. Unfortunately didnt find out where it led to cuz i woke up...
 

Captante

Lifer
Oct 20, 2003
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Originally posted by: BUTCH1
Had the same thing happen 'bout a week ago, was walking the dog when she pulled off
to one side to sniff something, Looked down and found a $20!. Went home and ordered
a X-large pizza, cooked the dog a fried egg sandwich for a treat...GOOD DOGGIE!




Damn man ... last night my dog started sniffing around during his walk & all he found me was a freaking quarter! :frown:
 

BUTCH1

Lifer
Jul 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Captante
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
Had the same thing happen 'bout a week ago, was walking the dog when she pulled off
to one side to sniff something, Looked down and found a $20!. Went home and ordered
a X-large pizza, cooked the dog a fried egg sandwich for a treat...GOOD DOGGIE!




Damn man ... last night my dog started sniffing around during his walk & all he found me was a freaking quarter! :frown:

Try public areas like parks, parking lots and such, keep your head down too..
 

JRich

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Jun 7, 2005
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Right before I get shot I will find a suitcase full of 100 dollar bills
 

fire400

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Originally posted by: Wnh5001
speaking of finding money, i once found like a trail of 100 dollar bills in dream, which seemed so real. Unfortunately didnt find out where it led to cuz i woke up...

there's a lane called EASY STREET. and usually Easy St. leads to dead ends or a road block, but mostly dead ends.

I wanted to say, good thing you didn't find what was at the end of the trail, either it was a debt collector trying to scam you on bogus charges with the police with him..

IT LEAD DOWN TO HE-
 

Auric

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Oct 11, 1999
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Originally posted by: BUTCH1
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
Had the same thing happen 'bout a week ago, was walking the dog when she pulled off
to one side to sniff something, Looked down and found a $20!. Went home and ordered
a X-large pizza, cooked the dog a fried egg sandwich for a treat...GOOD DOGGIE!

LOL. What's the point of a sammich for a dorg? Is yours some kind of mutant with opposable thumbs?

LOL..No, she's just spoiled rotten and likes people food. Oh, she got pizza scraps too!.

Sure, hu-man food... but I question the effort put into assembly of a sammich when the dorg shan't eat it like that. Indeed, I surmise it immediately wolfed down the egg first, and only then considered the bread.
 

Savarak

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as a kid I used to dig through chuck-e-cheeze's plastic ball bin and pull up 1's, 5's and once a 20!! along with handfulls of tokens and quarters.... boy those were the days =p =p
 

BUTCH1

Lifer
Jul 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
Originally posted by: Auric
Originally posted by: BUTCH1
Had the same thing happen 'bout a week ago, was walking the dog when she pulled off
to one side to sniff something, Looked down and found a $20!. Went home and ordered
a X-large pizza, cooked the dog a fried egg sandwich for a treat...GOOD DOGGIE!

LOL. What's the point of a sammich for a dorg? Is yours some kind of mutant with opposable thumbs?

LOL..No, she's just spoiled rotten and likes people food. Oh, she got pizza scraps too!.

Sure, hu-man food... but I question the effort put into assembly of a sammich when the dorg shan't eat it like that. Indeed, I surmise it immediately wolfed down the egg first, and only then considered the bread.

I know but meh, I've got no kids so I spoil the dog. She eats so fast it's hard to tell
what goes first! pic of the monster...
 

yhelothar

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Dec 11, 2002
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When I was a kid, I had to walk to elementary school daily. One day, when I went to the back of a bush, on the way, to urinate, I found this little tin case that said "Cash Box" on it. I opened it and found several dollars. I took it.
My mom got pissed at me, saying that I probably took someone's lunch money. I felt bad afterwards.
 

TheNewbie

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Jul 17, 2007
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Can you get a bj where you at for $20? Because if you can, that's one hell of a treat to get yourself for free!
 
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