Heaven/Hell is a Christian concept developed at least a century after Jesus's supposed death; it is not a Jewish concept. Jesus was a Jew.
Huh? Dead people don't go to heaven or hell immediately according to Christianity.
They just stay dormant until second coming of Christ occurs (i.e. rapture & apocalypse). THEN everyone dead wakes up (not physically) and get sent to heaven or hell.
So Lazarus was just dead, didn't go anywhere, and was brought back to life.
What happens (according to the bible, that is) when you die? hmm, that's right. You go to heaven .. or in case, to hell.
Just be sure you don't get too attached to that hole.This has been a very civil discussion thus far. Color me surprised.
Except Mai. The bit about not getting attached to your family was just flat out depressing. I'll just go live in a hole, because nothing matters anyway.
patches welcomed!
submit a pull request.
Christianity has been patched 30,000+ times already. That's where all the different sects of jesus-freaks came from. They all read the bible, thought "Wow!! This is stupid" and invented some half-assed fixes for the parts they found buggy in the original release. But like most amateur patches they only made things worse. When the source code is that bad to begin with it's better to dump it and start from scratch on an entirely different platform. That's where Pastafarianism came from. Ramen.
Not everyone interprets what happens at death the same as you, even direct from the bible. See Mark 5:39, Luke 8:52-53, Matthew 9:24 (all 3 are same account, but for reference), Psalm 13:3... John 11:11-14 is specific to Lazarus which also indicates he has fallen asleep, but both accounts are referring to death. 1 Cor 15:20, 1 Thes 4:13-18, etc.
The point being, there *may* be a period prior to going to heaven or hell that you're not accounting for... where you're just "sleeping".
Now, not arguing what is correct... but if you're going to use the bible's indications of what happens at death, there is more to consider. But if you've already decided it's a farce, I'm not sure why you'd spend any time on it?
As others noted, in Catholicism the dead typically go to Purgatory to be purified. For Protestants, they do think you go to heaven--many (not all) see this as a change of process due to Jesus' resurrection where previously they may have slept in the dirt.
Some, a minority, believe in "soul sleep" where everyone is in the dirt until the resurrection.
I am not denominationally aligned, but I am a believer, so take it with a grain of salt but I lean heavily on the last position. I think the "straight to heaven or hell" position is academically weak, giving lip service to the Second Temple view of Abraham's bosom and fanciful readings of Peter, and highly influenced by Hellenistic views of the soul and creates an inconsistent message that is otherwise very uniform.
Debian made me do it.It's more like it got forked many times. Too many versions now, and only a few are worth installing. :biggrin:
Exactly. Im not sure where you see the problem but to expand on how the Bible addresses this topic I will fill in a few points.the weirdest things come to mind when you've slept too much but need to sleep anyway because you have a meeting early in the morning.
also, watching Preacher must have helped.
So .. the resurrection of lazarus. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raising_of_Lazarus
When jesus gets to Bethany, Lazarus has been dead for four days, right?
What happens (according to the bible, that is) when you die? hmm, that's right. You go to heaven .. or in case, to hell.
So Lazarus dies, and his soul travels to heaven -or- to hell. Then 4 days later jesus, nonchalant, resurrects him.
Lazarus speaks, moves amongst his family, recognizes people. He's not a zombie or anything.
So jesus not only resurrected his body, he put his soul back in it.
Now, again we know that heaven is a state of bliss, you witness the splendor of God, and it's *the* perfect state of existence that any soul can wish.
Otoh, hell is a spiritual torture, the polar opposite.
To think this guy returns to life after having experienced either, is insane. He would be either like "wtf, why did you bring me back to this shithole", or in the other instance, something like "it buuurns .. it buurrnnnnsss!!".
I telling the devs about this.
As others noted, in Catholicism the dead typically go to Purgatory to be purified. For Protestants, they do think you go to heaven--many (not all) see this as a change of process due to Jesus' resurrection where previously they may have slept in the dirt.
Some, a minority, believe in "soul sleep" where everyone is in the dirt until the resurrection.
I am not denominationally aligned, but I am a believer, so take it with a grain of salt but I lean heavily on the last position. I think the "straight to heaven or hell" position is academically weak, giving lip service to the Second Temple view of Abraham's bosom and fanciful readings of Peter, and highly influenced by Hellenistic views of the soul and creates an inconsistent message that is otherwise very uniform.
Wrong. I won't tell you how you are wrong but you are wrong. If you are really interested, you will do your research and figure out your error. Of course, we both know you aren't interested.
Failure, thy name is DigDog.
-KeithP
It wouldn't make sense because you have no faith.
Not everyone interprets what happens at death the same as you, even direct from the bible. See Mark 5:39, Luke 8:52-53, Matthew 9:24 (all 3 are same account, but for reference), Psalm 13:3... John 11:11-14 is specific to Lazarus which also indicates he has fallen asleep, but both accounts are referring to death. 1 Cor 15:20, 1 Thes 4:13-18, etc.
The point being, there *may* be a period prior to going to heaven or hell that you're not accounting for... where you're just "sleeping".
Now, not arguing what is correct... but if you're going to use the bible's indications of what happens at death, there is more to consider. But if you've already decided it's a farce, I'm not sure why you'd spend any time on it?
It's more like it got forked many times. Too many versions now, and only a few are worth installing. :biggrin:
Only if you let him.lmao at obvious troll. God can do whatever the f he wants
lmao at obvious troll. God can do whatever the f he wants
And you can change that as well. Gods are nothing if not accommodating.God is a giant douche, he wants people to suffer.
And you can change that as well. Gods are nothing if not accommodating.