I FREAKING HATE CATS!!!!!!!!!!

[notfred]

Originally posted by: Ciber

Originally posted by: Tyler

Originally posted by: Ciber
I mean who's thinking that a damn cat is going to jump out of nowhere and attack there leg at 3 am?

Um, every single person that's ever had a cat before.

Never had a cat before. This guy is just a kitten, hasnt been here long.

Well, now you know they do that Until they get old and lazy, at least.

 

[CraigRT]

I hate cats too.. I like animals but I am really starting to get sick of the work of pets... even though dogs are worse for being retarded, i still like them better...

 

[bunker]

Cats definitely suck ass. About 6 years ago I was at a friends house and was parked in his driveway. It was hot out and I left my windows down. Well, midnight comes around and I get in my car to go home. A fvcking cat jumps out of the back seat off my shoulder and out the window.

Scared the living sh!t out of me. I got out of the car, played nice for the cat until it was within my reach.......

I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

 

[xirtam]

Nailed one on my way home from the Matrix the night before last. Sounded like it would be painful, but I didn't hear any meowing or screeching.

 

[Need4Speed]

Originally posted by: Ciber
My mom has this goddamned kitten that i just want to toss out the damn window. The damn thing is bent on making my life a living hell.

Here's an example.

I'm on the computer at like 3 am and leave my room to get a drink, on my way back to my room this stupid cat has the little habit of jumping out of nowhere at full speed and attacking my legs, scaring the crap out of me and making me spill my damn drink. I then have to spend 5 mins cleaning the damn floor and getting another drink.

If it wasnt for my mom i would throw the damn sob out the damn window(think he would survive 4 stories?). My sister hates the damn thing also.

"lighten up francis" its just a damn cat that wants some attention

 

[Malladine]

Do the same thing right back. Wait for the cat to come walking to it's food or bed or whatever. Maybe a toy? Anyway, you get the picture :evil:

And you do realise that it's just practicing hunting right? It doesn't want "attention" and nor does it want to play. It just wants to scare you.

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Nailed one on my way home from the Matrix the night before last. Sounded like it would be painful, but I didn't hear any meowing or screeching.

hahahahahaa

 

[aircooled]

My cat (that kills any rodent, mole, mouse, etc... in the area) brought home a baby bunny the other day. She didn't kill it, mame it, or injure it. Carried it by the scruff of the neck as if it was a kitten and dropped it off in front of me (outside).

It was a good day. I thought she'd have killed it....

 

[Night201]

You're an ass! Cat's are cute. You better not hurt it! Also, maybe if you go to bed at a reasonable hour, you won't have to put up with the cat. They are usually awake much of the night.

 

[Sundog]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Nailed one on my way home from the Matrix the night before last. Sounded like it would be painful, but I didn't hear any meowing or screeching.

Asshat:|

 

[bunker]

Originally posted by: xirtam
Nailed one on my way home from the Matrix the night before last. Sounded like it would be painful, but I didn't hear any meowing or screeching.

 

[ElFenix]

eh, my cat only gets up to get food anymore

 

[911paramedic]

I'm sorry, did you say something?

 

[Alphazero]

My aunt had a cat that survived a four-storey fall... three times.

hint hint...

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Sundog

Originally posted by: xirtam
Nailed one on my way home from the Matrix the night before last. Sounded like it would be painful, but I didn't hear any meowing or screeching.

Asshat:|

Hey, that's not nearly as what my dad did growing up. He used them as target practice. Whenever the cat population got to around 50 with several of them being blind and deformed from the rampant inbreeding on the farm, out Joe would go with the .22.

And as far as me being an "asshat," the road was dark, and not well lit... and if the cat had stayed perfectly still, it would have lived a longer, more normal life. But rather than doing that, and thinking it was the queen of England, it decided to prance in front of an oncoming vehicle. If cats were overall less snotty, they'd sure have a longer life expectancy.

<ba-chunkety-BUMP> (no meow)

 

[AstIsis]

:frown: Kiss the Kitty...don't kill it! :|

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Well, we love our kitty!

 

[StageLeft]

Kittens are cute, what's wrong with you?

 

[Hammer]

everyone has dogs where i live. i rarely see cats so i dont like/hate them.

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: Tyler

Originally posted by: Ciber
I mean who's thinking that a damn cat is going to jump out of nowhere and attack there leg at 3 am?

Um, every single person that's ever had a cat before.

rotflmao. BEST QUOTE EVAR.

 

[tk149]

I can't believe no one took the obvious opening...

You post in ATOT, and you don't know how to kill kittens?

 

[spidey07]

Don't fret over it too much. They'll grow out of the "popcorn" stage at about 4 months.

"popcorn" stage - when a young kitten pounces on anything around or simply jumps straight up for no apparent reason. POP!

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: Chadder007
Awww...he was just trying to play with you. lol

Yeah no $hit, and I think the kitten may be smarter then its owners

Ausm

 

[AstIsis]

Originally posted by: tk149
I can't believe no one took the obvious opening...

You post in ATOT, and you don't know how to kill kittens?

hehe..good one!

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: Ciber
cat has the little habit of jumping out of nowhere at full speed and attacking my legs, scaring the crap out of me and making me spill my damn drink.

You're just embarassed because a tiny kitten can scare you so bad. Ya big Wuss!